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Things That Really Grind My Gears
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Lindsey Lohen

you America!



with your sniveling and whining..... no bombs dropping on your heads......
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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And everyone who hates on smokers.

I don\'t hate smokers, however I do hate 2nd hand smoke and that stale smoke smell that comes with smokers clothes and whatnot. :wacko:
"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke

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Do I now have to write her a letter of apology? What is the protocol here?

Yes.  Actually I\'ll write it for you:

Dear **** Hag ****,

Get a **** life you dumb waste of oxygen.

Eat an infected D

Sincerely,

Drew "Rusty Knees" Kingsley

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I got a full-page memo from a senior associate athletic director on official letterhead because of a small typographical error in our most recent women\'s basketball game program. Mind you, this is from a co-worker (a superior, more accurately) who has my cell number, desk phone number, home phone number and e-mail address. Her office is three doors down from mine and I know her personally.

Had she come to talk to me, I would have taken the blame (though it was actually the printer\'s error) and apologized. Do I now have to write her a letter of apology? What is the protocol here?


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Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;215879
I got a full-page memo from a senior associate athletic director on official letterhead because of a small typographical error in our most recent women\'s basketball game program.

I seriously feel your pain. I do.  It\'s like people have no common sense.  Typos are mistakes.  It\'s not like you purposely sought out to do it.  A conversation would have done the job, but honestly, you probably didn\'t even talk about it. I\'m sure after they were all printed, you realized it and went "doh!"

 I get the most asinine complaints.  If I make one small typo that\'s on the screen for 5 seconds, its like I get an email, two phone calls, and someone at the door.

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when stop and shop doesn\'t have my **** turkey the last two **** times i\'ve been there!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

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When Mark uses the last K Cup for the Keurig and doesn\'t tell me, and I wake up, ready to make coffee....and i can\'t.

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when the whole phish tour is scheduled for the peak of the canada warbler breeding season, leaving me chipped

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when stop and shop doesn\'t have my **** turkey the last two **** times i\'ve been there!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

boar\'s head **** peppermill and honey maple turkeys=:drool:
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caress me, aunt jemima

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People that hold their cell phones up at concerts


To share the moment with a friend at home.

Guess what genius, it\'s just gonna sound like 120 decimals of garbage in your friends voice mail. They\'re not gonna listen to more then 5 seconds of it, and you look like a knucklehead.

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People that hold their cell phones up at concerts


To share the moment with a friend at home.

Guess what genius, it\'s just gonna sound like 120 decimals of garbage in your friends voice mail. They\'re not gonna listen to more then 5 seconds of it, and you look like a knucklehead.

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:hscratch:

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when stop and shop doesn\'t have my **** turkey the last two **** times i\'ve been there!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Yes.  Not to mention that touch screen, "we\'ll do your order while you shop" thing at the deli doesn\'t work.  I come back, see it\'s not done, take a number in the regular line and get it faster. :no:
A man who has seen the things I have seen,
experienced the loss and pain I have experienced,
I transcend race, hombre.

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People that hold their cell phones up at concerts


To share the moment with a friend at home.

Guess what genius, it\'s just gonna sound like 120 decimals of garbage in your friends voice mail. They\'re not gonna listen to more then 5 seconds of it, and you look like a knucklehead.

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:hscratch:

decibels

ha!  oops.

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Quote from: davepeck;215936
when stop and shop doesn\'t have my **** turkey the last two **** times i\'ve been there!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

boar\'s head **** peppermill and honey maple turkeys=:drool:

Quote from: wildcoyote;216056
Yes.  Not to mention that touch screen, "we\'ll do your order while you shop" thing at the deli doesn\'t work.  I come back, see it\'s not done, take a number in the regular line and get it faster. :no:

ah, i wasn\'t talking about the deli, but the ground turkey in the meat department. i buy the 99% lean, and it seems like all they ever have lately is the 93%. blegh.

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Damn out of shape turkeys.
A man who has seen the things I have seen,
experienced the loss and pain I have experienced,
I transcend race, hombre.

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when matty O sang lawn boy...that really grinded my ears :duck:
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