I brought my car in for an oil change today. If you recall, I was rear-ended by an uninsured motorist back in June, and thus, my car is still banged up. The friendly folks at Valvoline in Wallingford decided to force open my non-functioning trunk. Well, as far as non-functioning trunks go, "unable to open" is worlds better than "unable to close". The trunk stays shut, more or less, but doesn\'t latch, so I am now driving in constant fear that it is going to fly open.
What the **** were you thinking going to Valvoline?? You\'d be better off coming over to my house...At least I\'d use quality lube to wreck your poop shoot...
Dealing with degenerate lotto players when I\'m working for a business that I care too much about to drag them out in the street and go all American History X on them when they growl, literally growl, at me for not including the "kicker" on their stupid fuckin Cash 5 quick pick