Matthew 5:30 (King James Version)
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
It\'s a good thing I\'m left handed...
Well I ain\'t cuttin\' nuttin\' off, so I better enjoy this life!
Showing up for the Guinness Toast only to find out that it is next Friday!
they had one at Delaney\'s (where I was) last night 2/13
Apparently the distributors all got the date wrong on their materials.
According to the website,
The Great Guinness toast, the actual toast is 2/20/2009.
Sorry chip.
I think I know a few of these people. Best facebook status though was when dave got annoyed at these kinds of people and and started putting up status posts about going the bathroom.
10 warning signs that you may be addicted to Facebook
1. Facebook is your home page.
2. You update your status more than twice a day.
3. You have over 500 "friends" half of whom you\'ve never actually met.
4. As soon as you step away from your computer you\'re on FB on your phone.
5. You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you
a) click on someone\'s profile more than once a day even if they haven\'t messaged or tagged you in a photo.
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone\'s page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
6. You change your profile picture more than a 12-year=old girl.
7. You have checked your FB page while reading this article.
8. You clean up your "wall" so it looks like you spend less time on FB.
9. You are a member of more than 10 groups and respond to every event invitation "attending" even if you have no intention of going.
10. You change your relationship status just to mess with people.
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Showing up for the Guinness Toast only to find out that it is next Friday!
they had one at Delaney\'s (where I was) last night 2/13
Apparently the distributors all got the date wrong on their materials.
According to the website, The Great Guinness toast, the actual toast is 2/20/2009.
Sorry chip.
I got a free half pint of Guinness..wasn\'t askin\' any questions.
those farts that are like 900 degrees farenheit. they hurt!!!
You know what really grinds my gears.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... absolutely nothin\' I can think of this evenin\'!
i dont own coda so i tried to look up \'hey hey what can i do\' on youtube just to find a bunch of losahs trying to cover it. im pretty sure led zep wrote that song not
**** tom bishell or james or a friend or the
**** chimpmunks. god damn it
hey hey what can I do was released on the
first box set. It was never on any of the studio albums.
things that get me; when i forget to check my schedule before leaving for the weekend, and now it\'s sunday night and I\'m not sure if i\'m in at 4 or 5am...
so, I\'ll go in for 4 to be safe, which means it will be 5 and I\'ll be an hour early. but if sleep in to ge there at 5 then I\'ll have to be in at 4 and be an hour late. and there\'s not really anyone to call without causing a bunch of drama.
ah, murphy\'s law.
hey hey what can I do was released on the first box set. It was never on any of the studio albums.
It was, however, released as the B-side for the single of Immigrant Song, I\'m pretty sure.
Ignorant New Yorkers....
i never said people from NJ grind my gears, just the state itself.
Ignorant New Yorkers....
i never said people from NJ grind my gears, just the state itself.
The people in NJ make up the state....
yoda.
and i dont mean the little green guy in star wars... he\'s the man