so lemme get this straight...
you worried about my wiped up, residual **** stain,
but NOT concerned with the thousands of male asses that have graced the seat?
as long as that ****\'s wiped down, i don\'t care whats happened to that seat. life\'s to short to worry about that shiz...
I commend you for your nobility of wiping down your
****... You just don\'t understand how many times I go to take a dump at work and I have to take a handfull of TP to wipe up the
****, then go wash my hands, then go back to the stall and put down toilet seat cover before I can pinch a loaf. I\'m not a germaphobe by any sense of the word, but how difficult is it to put the seat up if you\'re going to
****.
haha, fair enough.
i\'ll lift the seat from now on
- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet
come on now db, I seem to remember you telling me a story about your frosh year at southern about this...
That said, i agree with a lot of this. I can\'t stand when people try to have conversations with me in the bathroom, or you hear people on the phone while going the bathroom. :yuk:
Of course, none of that is as bad as PEOPLE WHO DON"T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! :hair:
who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?
- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet
come on now db, I seem to remember you telling me a story about your frosh year at southern about this...
That said, i agree with a lot of this. I can\'t stand when people try to have conversations with me in the bathroom, or you hear people on the phone while going the bathroom. :yuk:
Of course, none of that is as bad as PEOPLE WHO DON"T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! :hair:
i almost got jumped once for saying wassup to a kid at the urinal. didn\'t get it then, still don;t really. whats so gross about talking when you\'re peeing? get real.
Left handed people.
The right-handed centric world!
I heard you\'ll validate parking without purchase?
who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?
What conversation is important enough to have on the phone in the jon?
second, if i were to ever find out that i was having a conversation with someone who is actively shitting that would gross me out and i\'d hang up on general princible.
- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet
come on now db, I seem to remember you telling me a story about your frosh year at southern about this...
That said, i agree with a lot of this. I can\'t stand when people try to have conversations with me in the bathroom, or you hear people on the phone while going the bathroom. :yuk:
Of course, none of that is as bad as PEOPLE WHO DON"T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! :hair:
Paul - that was a totally different situation. I was living in a disgusting straight-line dorm with 30 dirty dudes and sharing 5 stalls and 5 shows among us. I was also a little more tolerant of bathroom habits in those days. Plus, that was the king of craps; it came out of the water and over the toilet seat, plus, I blamed it on someone else and they had to clean the bathroom.
But, I\'ll add someone more gear-grinding points:
- People that say "There\'s two ways to do things, the right handed way and the wrong way"
- Arenas or Stadiums that haven\'t grasped the concept of urinals and still hang on to troughs (that\'s disgusting in so many ways)
- People that shovel or blow their snow into the street
- People living in NJ that have Red Sox stickers on their car (that didn\'t have them before 2004)
- Cops that profile out-of-state liscense plates
- The Pumpkin Festival in Seymor/Oxford (it\'s like something out of the Children of the Corn)
- The fact that I haven\'t been to the Big E in almost 10 years
who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?
What conversation is important enough to have on the phone in the jon?
second, if i were to ever find out that i was having a conversation with someone who is actively shitting that would gross me out and i\'d hang up on general princible.
i actually save phone conversations for when im on the toilet. its a great time to get calls out of the way without anything else to worry about/distract you.
in fact, if youve ever talked to me on the phone, there is about a 10% chance that it was done while i was taking a dump
who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?
What conversation is important enough to have on the phone in the jon?
second, if i were to ever find out that i was having a conversation with someone who is actively shitting that would gross me out and i\'d hang up on general princible.
i actually save phone conversations for when im on the toilet. its a great time to get calls out of the way without anything else to worry about/distract you.
in fact, if youve ever talked to me on the phone, there is about a 10% chance that it was done while i was taking a dump
I don\'t know about you, but I can\'t remember the last time I didn\'t fart when I crapped, and I really wouldn\'t be comfortable sharing that fart over the phone.
when people cancel plans 2 hours in advance (when you\'re taking them out). :mad:
Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans. He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.
:lol:
tbc, and a beaut.
I have to admit, the fact that it came from someone I always suspected of being a closet homosexual made be a little uncomfortable.
No, you\'re right...peering over the men\'s stalls and playing grab ass with your bathroom buddy seems very heterosexual
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