Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl \'Will you marry me?\'

The girl said "NO"!

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
 
 THE END

heard that at work, had to post it

i found it to be funny also, but was too lazy to post, nice work tyzack

yeah, it depends on the girl though. ;o) I love motorcycles(haven\'t done that yet though); fishing is pretty relaxing, and hunting (I\'ve tried bow hunting target practice- love venison!) and golf (eh, I prefer hiking) and beer and scotch".....

Beer- porter, stouts, wheat ales...Scotch- Johnny walker  Green /Glenmorainge...I prefer not getting drunk though, just sippin\'

But I know, chicks can get crazy..LOL. can\'t everyone?

the problem is we don\'t want to do a lot of that stuff with girls;)

not unless it leads to sex......