The World\'s Shortest Fairy Tale

• The World\'s Shortest Fairy Tale
  Posted by tyzack on 11 Dec, 2008 11:37
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  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl \'Will you marry me?\'
  
  The girl said "NO"!
  
  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles; went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
  and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
   
   THE END

  
  heard that at work, had to post it
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by fizzlefest on 11 Dec, 2008 15:03
• Hahahaha
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by ds673488 on 11 Dec, 2008 15:12
• i found it to be funny also, but was too lazy to post, nice work tyzack
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• #3 Reply
  Posted by Gfunk on 11 Dec, 2008 15:15
• can\'t live with em / can\'t live without em
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by inthewhitelodge on 11 Dec, 2008 16:10
• yeah, it depends on the girl though. ;o) I love motorcycles(haven\'t done that yet though); fishing is pretty relaxing, and hunting (I\'ve tried bow hunting target practice- love venison!) and golf (eh, I prefer hiking) and beer and scotch".....
  
  Beer- porter, stouts, wheat ales...Scotch- Johnny walker  Green /Glenmorainge...I prefer not getting drunk though, just sippin\'
  
  But I know, chicks can get crazy..LOL. can\'t everyone?
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• #5 Reply
  Posted by obsession600 on 11 Dec, 2008 19:51
• the problem is we don\'t want to do a lot of that stuff with girls;)
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by derickw on 12 Dec, 2008 09:21
• Quote from: obsession600;213375

  the problem is we don\'t want to do a lot of that stuff with girls;)

  
  not unless it leads to sex......
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