Author Topic: From the [PB Fans] Archive: Everyone Please Be Careful (Read 3490 times)

davepeck · « **on:** September 05, 2003, 02:02:54 pm »

-----Original Message-----
From: [email]joshporterus@yahoo.com[/email] [mailto:joshporterus@yahoo.com] 
Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 4:29 PM
To: [email]psychedelicbreakfast-fans@yahoogroups.com[/email]
Subject: [PB Fans] Everyone please be careful. . .

. . . .. please be very careful 

Don\'t go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports 
that a major plot is planned for that day. 

Anyone who takes a **** on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an 
alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators hired 
by Bin Laden are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American\'s 
toilet bowls and bite them in the ass when they are doing their 
business. 

I usually don\'t send emails like this, but I got this information 
from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose 
cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife 
knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a 
shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a 
friend who\'s drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who 
works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking 
in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we 
are going to be attacked. So it must be true.

Author Topic: From the [PB Fans] Archive: Everyone Please Be Careful (Read 3490 times)

davepeck

From the [PB Fans] Archive: Everyone Please Be Careful