From the [PB Fans] Archive: Everyone Please Be Careful
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From the [PB Fans] Archive: Everyone Please Be Careful
Posted by
davepeck
on 05 Sep, 2003 14:02
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-----Original Message-----
From: [email]joshporterus@yahoo.com[/email] [mailto:joshporterus@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 4:29 PM
To: [email]psychedelicbreakfast-fans@yahoogroups.com[/email]
Subject: [PB Fans] Everyone please be careful. . .
. . . .. please be very careful
Don\'t go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
that a major plot is planned for that day.
Anyone who takes a **** on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an
alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators hired
by Bin Laden are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American\'s
toilet bowls and bite them in the ass when they are doing their
business.
I usually don\'t send emails like this, but I got this information
from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a
shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a
friend who\'s drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who
works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking
in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we
are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
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