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got some Snoop dogg jokes here....

what does Snoop Dogg wash his whites with?

BLEEEACH
:lol:

WOW that one was great..okayokay i got another one

why does Snoop carry an umbrella around with him?

Fo Drizzle
rotfl

i now realize these dont seem nearly as funny when read as when heard spoken...but im still gonna post this in hopes that some of you follow my lead and post some real funnies!
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the umbrella one is ne of my faves

great thread idea. can\'t wait to see what this stirs up...
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those two jokes and the pathfinder wit three kids and a boxer the two best thing to ever come outta colorado alive
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An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I\'ll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness\'s in 10 minutes."
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations.
One guy even leaves the bar.
A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
"Sure."
So the bartender lines 10 Guinness\'s up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes. As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you just left?"The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."
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sleep a lot...eat a lot, brush em like crazy. Run a lot...do a lot, never be lazy..
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I\'ll bet Wah could do it too.
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im up for that challenge....
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take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?















Nothing you havent said twice already :)
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