The Official Great Band Name Thread

• #15 Reply
  Posted by plainandsimple on 21 Dec, 2005 19:26
• Three finger drop
  
  Sharp bowling ball
  
  Gifted (this would be a better **** name)
  
  Balls dead has to be the best one out there.........IMO
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• #16 Reply
  Posted by Drew_Kingsley on 21 Dec, 2005 20:43
• Sorry, but the best band name ever has already been taken:
  
  Reverend Xuxa Godbody and the Apocalyptic Beach Party
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• #17 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 21 Dec, 2005 20:45
• Quote from: Drew_Kingsley

  Reverend Xuxa Godbody and the Apocalyptic Beach Party

  
  What kind of music does this band play?
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• #18 Reply
  Posted by ChrisPitch on 23 Dec, 2005 13:31
• Well, as someone who\'s highly responsible for this line of thinking, and who for the last two years has kept a list of spotaneous stoned ramblings that double as "great band names," I feel obligated to release some of the "best" of the few hundred I\'ve jotted.
  
  Air Guitar at 30
  High Life on Ice
  Humdrum
  Rabid Yak
  Ouija Burrito
  Relinquish
  Slippage
  Ticket to the Big Time
  Then Again
  Born Outta Sorts
  Trophy Housewife
  Vantage Point
  Greasy Fever
  Super Huge Two-Year Old
  Retail Burnout
  Crack **** In Training
  Puke Stew
  Obsessive Repulsive Disorder
  Facial Buffet
  Little Bitta Both
  Corner Pocket Prostitute
  Dicking for Discounts
  Speed Beat Dead Freak
  Kicked Out Da Rehab
  **** War Rehearsal
  Bar Rag Squeezins
  Chagrin
  Tight Spiral
  Procrasturbation
  Concrete Colonic
  
  ...to name a few
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• #19 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 23 Dec, 2005 13:50
• <<<< Loss of words
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• #20 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 23 Dec, 2005 13:55
• rockstarsuitcase
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• #21 Reply
  Posted by SlimPickens on 23 Dec, 2005 14:00
• very nice pitch.  my favorites:
  
  Ouija Burrito
  Super Huge Two-Year Old
  
  if this isn\'t a word already, it should be: Procrasturbation
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• #22 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 23 Dec, 2005 14:04
• Quote from: SlimPickens

  Procrasturbation

  
  
  Is this a band who comes on stage late because they are masterbating or procrastanating masterbating before going on stage?
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• #23 Reply
  Posted by ChrisPitch on 23 Dec, 2005 15:30
• yes
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• #24 Reply
  Posted by Wolfman on 23 Dec, 2005 17:45
• You Can All Suck My Dick
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• #25 Reply
  Posted by Drew_Kingsley on 23 Dec, 2005 17:51
• Quote from: Spacey

  Quote from: Drew_Kingsley

  Reverend Xuxa Godbody and the Apocalyptic Beach Party

  
  What kind of music does this band play?

  Think GWAR without a budget for props and whatnot.  Heavy Metal meets Comedy Metal meets Belching meets Village People covers ("Macho Man").
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• #26 Reply
  Posted by plainandsimple on 23 Dec, 2005 21:12
• In this thread, are we going to find the best name out of the minds of the b\'fast fam. our just comment on them???
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• #27 Reply
  Posted by zuke583 on 23 Dec, 2005 21:48
• the electric shoes - a band from the 60s featuring kevin "amold" arnold on lead guitar
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• #28 Reply
  Posted by leith on 23 Dec, 2005 22:51
• Chaos in NYC
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• #29 Reply
  Posted by SkyePrizm on 26 Dec, 2005 00:18
• I thought for sure I thought of Retail Burnout in one of my old rantings at your house, Chris.
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