tough jingle
bat hetfield impression
500,000 hotdogs
hotdog transaction
green chicken
5inch bunchup
booby trap
jared(on the crizzle)
mexican entree
bad coverup attempt
rotten
antisocial mood
great ref stash
wildcherry gasoline
chickennugget deuce
keaser sose
verbal kint
the gimp
kobayashe
blame the cat
legit flannel
public colonostomy
hummer(from a tranny)
Big Bag of Birdseed (In the Middle of the Road)
Un-showered (In My Stupid
**** Driver?s License Photo)
Steinbrenner on Steroids
Porkchop Deemed Offensive
Buster?s Pterodactyl Skull
Raw Ass Extract
The Well-Hung Packrats
The Guam Trapezoid
Big River Screw Job
Hot God
Weed-Inspired Belly-Flops
Tall Glass of Aardvark
Bolster
The Heady Coxcombs
You Supply the Beer (I?ll Bring the Dykes)
Stegosaurs Heaven
Mature Ejaculation
Patchouli Paradox
Silent Flaccidity
The Notable No-Shows
Cousin Oliver
Sprained Taint
Cook the Books
Catch the One in the Middle
Straight to the Superlatives
Cumming Diarrhea
Johnny Went Clown Face
The Quarter-Inch Cool Ranch Cum Shots
Cadaver Attack
The Liquid
**** Storms
Big Hairy Bush (That Stinks Like
****)
I actually was in both of these bands:
Orange Liberation Army (named after the college dorm I was living in)
Another Beheaded Muslim.
sacraficial goat
Like that hairy faced Toll Booth operator
sacraficial goat
Like that hairy faced Toll Booth operator
thats why i got a speedpass, so i don\'t have to look at those carbon monoxide breathing freaks. I think the majority of those people got fired from being a Stop & Shop baggers
Dead Deer
**** (in response to the recent article in the funny news stories thread)
The Mystical Fain Sprites
Rug-Burned Forehead
Mayonnaise on Fries (I’m So Fuckin’ High)
Kibitzing With Mitzi
Ratchet Up the Rhetoric
Semi-Definite
Filthy Dick Syndrome
Cachet Up The Ying-Yang
Tasteless Cakes
Semi-Literate
**** Machine
My Everyday Balloons
Eucalyptus Eclipse
The Dork Organization
Slammin’ Like Sunny D
Thrust Into the Fray
Sneeze Gust
Peyote Circus on Jupiter
Rear Naked Choke
Free Heady Hamlet
Bleed Gramps Dry
Seven Gallons of Whiskey (For Breakfast)
Out With the Meat Man (Back Before Dawn)
Canary Cannoli
Too Cute to
****Paul Bunyan Gave Me Mushrooms
Upholster the
**** Outta That
****Clits the Size of Kansas
Chappy Sinclair and the Iron Eagle Quartet
Sweet Fondue Pinella
Bacon Sorbet
Ghetto Jenga
Caterpillar Casserole
Poultry in Motion
Bang the Boss
Another Wet Scenario
Wash Your Teeth (With the
**** and
****)
Hazel’s Famous Short Stack
Plunger Up My Ass (Suction End)
Lesbian Ostrich Latte
Abra-Cadaver
Might Not Clot
Quarter-Life Crisis
Infrastructure
Midlife Crisis (In the Womb)
Shill
Political Anal Cyst
The Final Mind
**** of Mitzi Dalton Huntley
Bound to Spawn Douche
Castration (Ship Me Off to Sea)