Legitimately Bronchial
The Abandoned Baby Bottles
Dude, I’ll Punch Her in the Back of Her Fuckin’ Head (Parker Posey)
Big Bruise on My Ass (The Size of Alaska)
Douglas Dixon, Stop Farting! (Or You’ll Spend the Day With Your Grandmother)
I’d Bang Palin
The Joe Six-Pack Five
Persevere
The Light and Breezy Hand Jobs
Fidel Castro’s Infidel Castration School
Full Circle
I’m
**** a Teenage Drug Dealer
Everyone’s on Somethin’
Mouth
**** Bonanza
The Cheyenne Dildo Depot
Fifth Pebble From Neptune
God’s Farts Reek
Fix My Dickey
God Attack the Queen
Kenyans Goin’ Crazy
Body Hot Odor
Justifiable Boners
Roast Beef Hates Wheat Bread
Ignorance is Bris
Detract That Claptrap
The Asian Who Hates Me
Eight Yaleies in the Corner
Obama’s Lasagna
Those Pesky Texans
Mom Dropped by for Puberty
Running Jump Snuka
Huge Yam Fan
She Turned Me to a Newt
The Blue Weave
Huffin’ Starbucks
Crappin\' at Kohl’s
**** You and Your Faggy Revolution
Mister Inconspicuous
Insipid Drivel
I’d Sooner
**** Pat Summit
Attractive Crackhead
Cooter on my Domepiece
Puppy Cupcakes
Billy Baldwin in Backdraft
Embrace the Abyss
The Brown Room
Congas or Bongos?
Shitty Fuckstick
Dudes and Lubes
Tasty Little Gobblers
The Pink Avenger
Apollo G and the Scarlet Fever
Active Sores and Lesions
