Crux of the Biscuit
Redder Shade of Neck
Beaver Storage
All the Cheerleaders Were Fat
Board Your Beaver
Juicy Good Stuff
Betty?s Prosthetic Beaver
The Short-Sleeve Tuxedos
Compounded by Claudio
Maybe I?ll Let You
**** Me (If You Do the Dishes)
Commodore Cornelius Vanderbilt
Closet Full of Nothing
Orange Smeared Everywhere
No Schwag in Heaven
Slumbertime for the Embryo
Pitchie and the Palindromes
I Punched Myself in the Balls (During Corduroy [And it Really
**** Hurt])
First-Class Yam Sandwich
Kick That Stigma to the Curb
How to
**** a Mermaid (In Ten Easy Steps)
Scrape the Warts
Slice O? Gherkin
Bad Gas Kit
Fat Men, Bad Sperm
Socrates? I-Pod
Futher Ado
The Mustard Maneuver
Ring Around the Blue Collar
The Power-Packed Little Dudes
Marathon in Work Boots
Breastfed With Bacon
Usurp
Buddha?s
**** Stash
Herpes Birthday
Cantankerous Jew Pubes
The Magnificent Pagan Beasts
The Umpteenth Degree
Mom?s Feisty Crabs
Gallivant
Exorbitant
Crying While Cumming
Farting While
**** My Eggplant Career
Cesspool Sexism
Homosexual Sumo
Sumo-Sexual
Instant Chlamydia
Aruny?s Purple-and-Yellow-Clad Misfits
The Unusual Suspects
Coffeeville, Kansas
Chop Chop
Stop and Slop
Stupid Drunken Maneuvers
Backbone
Bony Growth
A Guffaw Kind Of a Guy
The Prevailing Wind
The Rusty
**** Buckets
A Little Bit of Pete Townsend (From an 800-Pound Man, No Less)
Shave It Up For Lent