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You gotta love this guy ... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...

At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride\'s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone\'s chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests\' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I\'m outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge ... making the bride\'s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride\'s and best man\'s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends ......... $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ..... $3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui .... $8,500.

The look on everyone\'s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and
the best man having sex .......... Priceless.

There are some things money can\'t buy, for everything else there\'s
MasterCard

rotflrotfl Too funny!!!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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i hope the two weeks in maui didn\'t get wasted.

wait a minute....you\'re not at richters?

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:holyshit:
Lobbying for a Kote>Beer Jubilee>Gypsy Girl>Prom 97>Vortex

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Quote from: oldnewbie;126242
wait a minute....you\'re not at richters?

Ummm...obviously not. ;)
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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i feel bad for the bride\'s parents. thats awful.  they did nothing wrong to him.  they only conceived her.

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Yeah, but she gets what she deserves...parents that will hate her forever!!!!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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i feel bad for the bride\'s parents. thats awful.  they did nothing wrong to him.  they only conceived her.



objection your honor...jumping to conclusion

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The definition of CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want.

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The definition of URBAN LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

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Party pooper!!!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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:shock2:
Mrs. Donnie Wahlberg

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Pretty **** funny if you ask me!

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"hi, i\'d like to get 300 copies of my fiance getting plowed by my best man."

well played on his part. i feel worse for the parents having to pay the bill.
Smell my mule.

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Fake or not...that is classic ****!!! Def. something I would do if I were that guy!!!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.