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theyre harder to sell
"Clown College? pfft you cant eat that!"

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Well sure; harder to get an idea of what you\'re getting.

Easy to get scammed if you\'re buying em off of someone you don\'t know/trust.
**** in the MFA

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yeah i only ate chocoates once, and was apprehensive as ****, but i got spun out of my mind and ended up at a world inferno friendship society show, which was far too intense for me to handle.
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A happy, happy, valentine\'s... & where are u now? :chin:
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Quote from: davepeck;33331
4.  Pricks and Predators

?but picking up vulnerable women late on Valentine?s Day?  Shame on you, Hugh Grant, shame on you.

I witnessed a very similar plot being schemed at Richter\'s tonight by a certain someone...
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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#6 Worst Thing About Valentines Day:
Not being able to fly to Orlando to see your special person because the tri state area is one large collective **** about weather.
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Quote from: Jim Cobb;134988
#6 Worst Thing About Valentines Day:
Not being able to fly to Orlando to see your special person...

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yeah.  we\'ve got this great thing going.  she promised me the divorce papers would go through with mickey by the time i got down there...
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I have always disliked valentine\'s day....single or taken.  I think from working in Walgreens/CVS for so long.   I disdain any major holiday. Except fourth of july.  

 Retail Burnout does that to you.  

I find Valentine\'s Day the most overrated holiday.