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so, no whopper???
Quote from: Spacey;173381Quote from: jking;173376then shouldn\'t i be rewarded for being so far ahead of the curve? i\'ll go buy a whoppper with my last three bucks if i need to prove the point any furthur!!when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousnessAnd then come back for another round of the same BS, that is unless you decide to transform your consciousness now.
Quote from: jking;173376then shouldn\'t i be rewarded for being so far ahead of the curve? i\'ll go buy a whoppper with my last three bucks if i need to prove the point any furthur!!when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness
then shouldn\'t i be rewarded for being so far ahead of the curve? i\'ll go buy a whoppper with my last three bucks if i need to prove the point any furthur!!
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I\'m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I\'m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he\'s gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won\'t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin\' for me, which is nice.
CS? Crosby & Stills? No, really, what does CS stand for?
I am going to kill them all.
chase, dangerfield, murray.... whats the difference.... and its sad that no one got that. "so, i\'ve got that going for me\' should be a part of everyone\'s daily use! also, i have now talked myself into a whopper. must have whopper now. must.
(my crohn\'s actually kicked in bad enough to lay me out hard! been writhing since this thread, basically, and haven\'t done more than a light doze between 4 & 5:30 am. the rest of the night i was up and in pain...)