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this morning there was some talk of maple syrup being aplied to regions below the belt, only to be removed at the hands of a dog\'s mouth. personally, i prefer artificial syrup, but i guess it is up to the dog). i inquired as to whether or not she would even enjoy. she said it was more for sadie-dog than her or i.

dude! Pure maple syrup is 100 times better than the fake. to each his own though.
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i know, and i grew up in new hampshire. my friends tap trees for fun. for real.

this conversation/argument has been had. in huts watching the **** boil down. im just wrong. it may just come down to a severe sweet tooth seldom indulged. that and some stupid childhood nonsense. aunt jamima fantasies, etc.

its a little like box wine. you want to sample the infinite intricasies, but sometimes you just want to drink a ton of wine. i doubt the first winos could have cared less about letting it breathe or oaky casks.

actually. it is nothing like that and a white suburban 3rd grader has no place lusting after strange misogynistic colonial-slave stereotype throwback-icons.

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?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]
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i know, and i grew up in new hampshire. my friends tap trees for fun. for real.
Me Too. i\'m a NH native and can\'t imagine putting anything but pure maple syrup on my pancakes/french toast/waffles. i\'m guessing Sadie would prefer the headie *real* syrup on yer package, but would probably settle for aunt jamima.



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Gimme real maple syrup or gimme cough syrup.
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Put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po and take a little sniff of the things below. :sadban:

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or...a combination. now we\'re talking. have the wonderful sunday breakfast with the kids, and keep them "disassociated" for the rest of the day. we should move on this.
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