Author Topic: Steve, Don\'t Eat It! (Read 2969 times)

derickw · « **on:** January 04, 2007, 04:37:10 pm »

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

a funny little read here, a couple quotes

In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own ****. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin\' Strips. (By the way, it doesn\'t work.)

I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")

booztravlr · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2007, 04:54:23 pm »

that was pretty amusing. dont think ill be making my own \'prison wine\' anytime soon though.

bdfreetuna · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2007, 05:03:35 pm »

"It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan\'s ****."

"And somehow these Beggin\' Strips also managed to smell just like bacon. Oopsie. Typo. I meant to say "the smoky puke of a thousand maniacs."

:lol:

This guys a pretty good writer

derickw · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2007, 08:06:08 pm »

maybe we can get him to write a show review...... haven\'t seen one of those in a while

Todd · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2007, 09:09:23 am »

"I\'m officially leaving all future breast milk drinking in the capable hands of my baby boy -- the one guy who now gets to second base with my wife way more than I do. But, I don\'t mind. I love that little ****."

:lol:

jocelyn · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2007, 04:29:55 pm »

At the New Years party I went to this year, a fun prank was made by putting out canned catfood in a tub with crackers for dipping, complete with a sprig of parsley. ("pate")

Also dry catfood mixed with trail mix.

Drunk people are fun.

The plan backfired slightly though: the downstairs toilet pretty much blew up.

Now before anyone lectures me on the risks of salmonella or whatever poisoning, I say to you: shut the hell up.

Todd · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2007, 06:19:43 pm »

Glad we weren\'t invited!!!

jocelyn · « **Reply #7 on:** January 05, 2007, 07:54:40 pm »

It was a good party actually.

FrankZappa · « **Reply #8 on:** January 05, 2007, 08:22:03 pm »

Quote from: jocelyn;130201

Also dry catfood mixed with trail mix.

Drunk people are fun.

classic. rotfl