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alligators.... listen to this, can stay under water in cold weather for up to 24 hours with out breathing. Get this, if necessary an alligator can go with no eating for up to a year.. are u sitting down? get ready...although most agile in water an alligator can run on land in short burst of up to 30 mph. fuckin unreal.
sleep a lot...eat a lot, brush em like crazy. Run a lot...do a lot, never be lazy..

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I\'ll remember that next time I am being chased by an aligator.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

some great gator facts
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climb a tree don\'t run

or can they climb trees too Rooney?
Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon

some great gator facts
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all I know is that the CT gator population is out of control. My neighbor was devoured earlier this morning running away from a gator. If I only know then what I know now.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.