My top ten day of the last decade was back in Aug. 2007.
It was after a Breakfast show at Toad\'s. I was feeling really high after the show and
wanted to keep the party going. A bit drunk &
****, that kinky feeling took over me.
I couldn\'t wait until I got home and wanted to push myself to places I\'ve never been before.
After getting to my car, I drove to a back lot behind some church. I got in the back seat
and went for a solo gang bang on myself! I tried to do everything possible without any
help from nobody! Everything was going cool until my left leg got stuck behind my head.
Then my right arm got wedged in my crotch while trying to get my left leg loose. I became
a living Snyder\'s pretzel. I was stuck! Couldn\'t move, could hardly breathe.
Yet I felt alive, on the edge... life was good!
After awhile panic set in, I needed help!
An old lady was walking by my car, walking her dog.
I banged on the window with my right foot. She saw me and opened the back door and
started to tickle me and pinched my nipples. Then took my wallet and ran off!
Where do I go from here?! Just then a Ho was walking her John to turn a trick behind the church.
"Help! Help!" I screamed.
"Whoa baby!" said the Ho. "Look at you honey boy!"
Her John ran off to get help. The Ho grabbed my big toe and started to lick away.
"Is that good?" She asked me.
"Please stop!" I cried.
Just then a fire truck pulled up and the crew came out with crowbars. After a ten minute
laugh they pried my leg off my head and got my arm out of my crotch.
I went home, it was a good night! The Ho was hiding in my backseat.