7) Was caught in a blow bang behind the elementary schools with the local High School football team

she has already done some solo shoots for Forbidden City Entertainment
9) Was involved in a group
**** with other PTA members and their dogs filmed by F.C.E
she has already done some solo shoots for Forbidden City Entertainment
You ain\'t too far off on that. Should see the quality mother that does
**** and in the middle of the scene says "Can we take a break? Need to call my daughter. It\'s her Birthday!"
9.5) Half of her voice mails start with \'Hey, it\'s Tiger..."
10. She\'d kiss you goodnight right after she finished blowing daddy.
Top 10 Reasons Your Mom\'s A ****. GO!
1) Because Steve yells so
2) because she got **** by your father
3) Gaping Hole
4) While blowing your fathers brother she called to wish you a Happy Birthday
5) Tag teamed by the board of directors of her company at the holiday party
6) she was named "mom of the year" by triple fisters magazine
7) Was caught in a blow bang behind the elementary schools with the local High School football team
she has already done some solo shoots for Forbidden City Entertainment
9) Was involved in a group **** with other PTA members and their dogs filmed by F.C.E
9.5) Half of her voice mails start with \'Hey, it\'s Tiger..."
10. She\'d kiss you goodnight right after she finished blowing daddy.
there you go ulee. is that what you had in mind?
this might be my favorite thread of \'09.
this might be my favorite thread of \'09.
Got my vote.
Whats the next topic for this top ten?
this might be my favorite thread of \'09.
Yup. If we\'re doing top 10 funniest .info threads, or ten fastest .info threads to go into the toilet, this thread easily makes both lists.
tigers top 10.
#1 - elin
#2-10 - the rest of the ugly skanks
FrankZappa thread patrol, where are you?