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But Every Time I Turn Around,my Fingers Balls Deep In My Bunghole...
Any Help?
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take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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:lol:rotfl:lol:
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Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon
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A man who has seen the things I have seen,
experienced the loss and pain I have experienced,
I transcend race, hombre.
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:lol: if that doesn\'t help nothing will
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Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon
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id totally tap that schnot outta that.
no,i will.
seriously,i will...
whens shes done with me she wont **** right for at least a day or so,depending..
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take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set
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stick it in a blender.
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Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.
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you could try associating some sever pain with it like possibly trying it with those gloves that ninjas use to climb walls, ya know the ones that have like spiked hooks on the palms and fingers....just a thought, either that or use lemon juice as a lube.  now go kick some ass!!!
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"...someone\'s toying with us, Mr. Bravo, and no one makes a Sit N\' Spin out of Adam West..."
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have someone sever your arms just below the shoulders. If barbra\'s turning you on, it\'s your only chance.
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"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

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Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon
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oh yeah, take it all off !!
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Put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po and take a little sniff of the things below. :sadban:

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perhaps you should start smoking instead of masterbating.
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i prefer to smoke whiel masterbating.
once i even lit my pubes on fire.
the smell that came off that=indescribable
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<<< Masterbates to this thread.
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:wah:
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Quote from: freddiewaht
i prefer to smoke whiel masterbating.
once i even lit my pubes on fire.
the smell that came off that=indescribable
:lol:rotfl:lol::lol:rotfl:lol::lol:rotfl:lol::lol:rotfl:lol::lol:rotfl:lol::lol:rotfl:lol:
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