Author Topic: so i just came so incredibly close to shittin my drawers (Read 2302 times)

freddiewaht · « **on:** October 27, 2005, 08:18:02 pm »

ME AND LIVIE TOOK MY DAD TO CHILIS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND I HAD A COUPLE OF THOSE SOUTHWESTERN EGGROLLS AND I KNEW THAT THEY WERE GONNA COME BACK AND BITE ME IN THE ASS BUT I ATE THEM ANYWAY AND A FEW MINUTES AGO WHAT I INITIALLY THOUGHT WOULD BE A RUN OF THE MILL FART ABRUPTLY TURNED INTO A SITUATION IN WHICH ID CONSIDER MYSELF EXTREMELY FORTUNATE TO HAVE HAD MY HAND ON THE EBRAKE AND I JETTED TO THE TOILET AND PROJECTILE SHAT.ANYONE WANNA CYBER? icon_eek

SlimPickens · « **Reply #1 on:** October 27, 2005, 08:23:26 pm »

LOL!!!

Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I\'m in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.

Spacey · « **Reply #2 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:10:04 pm »

ya, so, I knew by the title that I shouldn\'t of come in here but I did and still I am disappointed...

no pics?

plainandsimple · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2005, 07:10:46 pm »

Quote from: freddiewaht

PROJECTILE SHAT

Gordo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2005, 07:20:10 pm »

blowin\' mud is a blast.

i had a friend that shat a little bubble in his drawers when he thought it was just a harmless fart. he showed us too, it was sick. at least we were playing wiffle ball and werent at a bar or something.

plainandsimple · « **Reply #5 on:** October 29, 2005, 08:46:18 pm »

Quote from: Gordo

blowin\' mud is a blast.

i had a friend that shat a little bubble in his drawers when he thought it was just a harmless fart. he showed us too, it was sick. at least we were playing wiffle ball and werent at a bar or something.

:wtf2: