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and as i\'m pulling into the driveway, i notice something very large on our mud room door, which i\'m thinking is a HUGE insect..



so i get out of the car and go check it out.. low and behold...



:wtf2:

how on earth did this thing just climb up the door and just stick there?? i haven\'t gone out today yet to see if it\'s still there or not, but...

weird..

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that is weird.  i\'d have screamed and ran away.

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dave, i know how you feel..i just moved into a new house and there are literally frogs everywhere. i actually ran over one in my driveway on friday :( i thought it was as leaf!!!!!
but regardless, something horrible happened yesterday and i found a baby snake in my basement..i had to call this guy to get rid of it who i really didn\'t want to see but i knew that he likes those disgusting creatures and taht he would come over.
didn\'t take a pic, but this is the kind of snake (northern ringneck)

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Mama, Do you live near a swamp our some kind of wetlands? Make sure you\'r careful. Don\'t want to get bit by anything.........Cool frog tho. Could be a good luck thing. Not sure about that snake. Don\'t really like those things
Simpleman. Thats what I am...
"Bubba said those are magic shooes. Bubba said they\'d take me anywhere. Of course Bubba use to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard."

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I actually had to google Mud Room. I had never heard of such a thing. I at first thought maybe it was a pottery room just named a mud room. Nope. Weird to have a room like that. Guess you need it in places where the weather actually changes.
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want.

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Quote from: leith
I actually had to google Mud Room. I had never heard of such a thing. I at first thought maybe it was a pottery room just named a mud room. Nope. Weird to have a room like that. Guess you need it in places where the weather actually changes.
It\'s just what they call a small entrance room before you acually enter the house. Should be called a shoe room.IMO
Simpleman. Thats what I am...
"Bubba said those are magic shooes. Bubba said they\'d take me anywhere. Of course Bubba use to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard."

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Quote from: plainandsimple
Mama, Do you live near a swamp our some kind of wetlands? Make sure you\'r careful. Don\'t want to get bit by anything.........Cool frog tho. Could be a good luck thing. Not sure about that snake. Don\'t really like those things
it makes sense..there\'s a pool behind my house and a little rivine that runs through my backyard and i live within a 1/4 mile of a lake. we just moved here and the frogs are ok..but i am not a fan of snakes at all. i hate all slithery gooey creatures, we also have some intense slugs. :wacko:

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sounds nice except for all the creepy crawlys

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I get tree frogs all over my window screens at night...they just stick there for hours.
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I needed to be." -Douglas Adams

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Quote from: kyndkate
I get tree frogs all over my window screens at night...they just stick there for hours.

You live in a tree? Cool
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want.

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Sounds like the start of one of the seven plagues. Just apply some lamb\'s blood to your door-frame and that should clear right up.
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Quote from: obsession600
Sounds like the start of one of the seven plagues. Just apply some lamb\'s blood to your door-frame and that should clear right up.

and if the lambs blood doesnt work youll have to sacrafice your first born son, thats sure to keep the boils of your body and deter the locusts

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The other night I was in the garage and noticed a tail sticking out of the open bag of dog food. A opossum was in it chowing down.
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Dave...your not licking frogs again???
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