Author Topic: saw dave attell (sp?)! am drunk-ish! (Read 3064 times)

jking · « **on:** June 02, 2007, 02:19:22 am »

taping of an hbo special. highlarious. when you see it, i\'m the one laughing too loudly at the dog **** joke. sorry, it hit my funny bone.

then we went to a, uber-trendy dc bar that wouldn\'t let my buddy\'s shoes in. his roommate already had a $600+ tab, so they let us in anyway. they\'d already killed a bunch of shooters and their own private bottle of grey goose and were on to their second when we showed up and realized that we were WAY too sober to be in this place. my buddy necked with some chick while her date was in the bathroom and i drank orange juice so it looked like i had a drink but could still drive home. i just got a call saying there was still a half bottle that i am apprently supposed to drink, because they were on to their third.

tomorrow will be rude for him, considering we said goodbye forty five minutes ago. well, that and the thousand dollar plus bar bill he will surely have by now....

saddest part? he still won\'t get laid....

jocelyn · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2007, 02:30:11 am »

Awesome definitely awesome.

Except for the Grey Goose. Grey Goose is the Evian of vodka. Most overrated vodka ever. I\'d drink Stoli before Grey Goose. Actually, I did that tonight.

For you at home... take your cheap vodka, run it through a carbon water filter (20 bucks at a chain store) and voila! Grey Goose.

jking · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2007, 02:37:21 am »

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For you at home... take your cheap vodka, run it through a carbon water filter (20 bucks at a chain store) and voila! Grey Goose.

so true. i\'ve never been much of a vodka drinker (except for that first time [shudders still] ) but i\'ve never understood the overpriced ness of grey goose, other than having the name. good for them if they can fool folks into believing its worth all the extra bucks, but like you said, stay at home and know what you\'re doing and its not only more fun, but better tasting, too!

"you can\'t kill a midget, they keep all our dreams are stored in their minds! you don\'t want to kill mankind\'s dreams, do you?!?!"

jocelyn · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2007, 03:02:21 am »

Some expensive vodkas are worth it.

Usually I stick to Ketel One. For flavored vodkas, Stoli, or regular Stoli at places where their only decent vodka is Grey Goose.

For a ridiculously delicious vodka, try Hangar One Mandarin Blossom. (As opposed to a regular mandarin orange vodka.)

Really good cheap vodka: Luksusowa. It\'s a potato vodka, which is actually better for your hangover (less sugar.) It is pretty easy to find, cheap, and a really quite good tasting vodka.

jking · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2007, 03:20:44 am »

can you type an aural pun???

so, if you could solidify that potato vodka, would you get a Luksuewwwwwsowa Chip?

sorry.

jocelyn · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2007, 03:32:33 am »

ooof.

skalnbyc · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2007, 03:43:33 am »

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Awesome totally awesome.

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Todd · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2007, 03:55:58 am »

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Really good cheap vodka: Luksusowa. It\'s a potato vodka, which is actually better for your hangover (less sugar.) It is pretty easy to find, cheap, and a really quite good tasting vodka.

I LOVE that stuff!! Nobody knows of it. I was turned on to it a bunch of years back after a 7 day backpacking trip in the whites. And yeah...no hangover!! (not that I get many of those anyways)

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thousand dollar plus bar bill he will surely have by now....

saddest part? he still won\'t get laid....

Sooooorrry Chip! Money does NOT get you everything! I\'ve witnessed many of my old friends with money do the same thing...and...go home alone. Pretty sad really.

Spacey · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2007, 08:48:53 am »

be sure to watch out for the special.

should have just bought a ****. I know one who lives in 2R, Janet Rossi.