Raccoon Anyone?

• Raccoon Anyone?
  Posted by krissie on 30 Jan, 2009 14:15
• http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
  
  Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
  
  By STAFF REPORTER
  
  Published: 26 Jan 2009
  
  A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert?s **** as he was trying to **** the animal.
  
  Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified ? but toothy ? fur ball.
  
  ?When I saw the raccoon I thought I?d have some fun,? he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
  
  Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
  
  ?He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
  
  ?That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with."
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 30 Jan, 2009 15:03
• Only those Russians...
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by Yoda on 30 Jan, 2009 15:04
• Quote from: krissie;218259

  ?He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
  
  ?That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with."

  
  Priceless.
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• #3 Reply
  Posted by SlimPickens on 30 Jan, 2009 15:06
• Doctors shouldn\'t help that sick SOB.
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 30 Jan, 2009 15:08
• Quote from: SlimPickens;218271

  Doctors shouldn\'t help that sick SOB.

  
  It is their job. That is like an EMT showing up to a scene of the accident and not helping save the life or limb of the drunkard who caused the accident.
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• #5 Reply
  Posted by ds673488 on 30 Jan, 2009 15:17
• haha amazing...that article is written hilariously
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by Rickey Roux on 30 Jan, 2009 19:42
• WTF was this guy thinking?  Proof that vodka can be harmful to your health.
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• #7 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 30 Jan, 2009 23:42
• i wanna be this dudes facebook buddy...
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