Let me guess:  a million kids went sledding last week, 1 got hurt, now a lawmaker is trying to craft some legislation?

:no:

[MAD]Live Free or Die[/MAD]

VOTE LIBERTARIAN

We should not have laws to protect a person from their own stupidity.

Somehow this very subject came up at either Thanksgiving or X-mas at my moms. None of us could even fathom the idea of making a kid wear a helmet for sleding.

I think it came up because my mom got the step grandkids a sled and their mom was like oh don\'t worry I already got them a helmet or something like that. We of course bit our tongues but my sister called her friends with kids and asked her if this was common and she said yes (this is CT by the way) and that she would probably do the same. I\'ll never forget what her husband said thru the speaker phone. "What are you kidding me, he\'ll look like a fag"

that about sums it up right there

hah, that\'s retarded.

But soccer-moms-elect put up stupid proposals all the time. It\'ll never pass or probably even get a vote.

Now that we got Deval Patrick up in the hizzy you\'re gonna see some quality ideas coming out of this state.

Thanks to all the anti-bacterial and germ killing agents that the media and such are forcing down our new parents throats, the kids of the past 2 decades dont have the intestinal fortitude to fight off even the mildest bug or illness.......

Here is a great George Carlin bit on the subject.....

Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this country? Have you noticed this? The media constantly running stories about all the latest infections? Salmonella, E-coli, hanta virus, bird flu, and Americans will panic easily so everybody\'s running around scrubbing this and spraying that and overcooking their food and repeatedly washing their hands, trying to avoid all contact with germs. It\'s ridiculous and it goes to ridiculous lengths. In prisons, before they give you lethal injection, they swab your arm with ALCOHOL. Wouldn\'t want some guy to go to hell AND be sick.

Fear of germs, why these fuckin\' pussies. You can\'t even get a decent hamburger anymore they cook the **** out of everything now \'cause everyone\'s afraid of FOOD POISONING! Hey, wheres you sense of adventure? Take a fuckin\' chance will you? Hey you know how many people die of food poisoning in this country? Nine thousand, thats all, its a minor risk. Take a fuckin\' chance bunch of goddamn pussies.

Besides, what d\'ya think you have an immune system for? It\'s for killing germs! But it needs practice, it needs germs to practice on. So if you kill all the germs around you, and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you\'re not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid ****?! I\'ll tell you what your gonna do ... you\'re gonna get sick. You\'re gonna die and your gonna deserve it because you\'re **** weak and you got a fuckin\' weak immune system!

Let me tell you a true story about immunization ok. When I was a little boy in New York city in the nineteen-forties, we swam in the Hudson river. And it was filled with raw sewage! OK? We swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool off. And at that time the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids died from polio every year. But you know something? In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one! EVER! You know why? Cause WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE! It strengthened our immune system, the polio never had a prayer. We were tempered in raw ****!

So personally I never take any precautions against germs. I don\'t shy away from people who sneeze and cough. I don\'t wipe off the telephone, I don\'t cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor I pick it up and eat it!

Even if I\'m at side walk cafe!

IN CALCUTTA!

THE POOR SECTION!

ON NEW YEARS MORNING DURING A SOCCER RIOT!

And you know something? In spite of all the so called "risky behavior ".... I never get infections. I don\'t get em. I don\'t get colds, I don\'t get flu, I don\'t get headaches, I don\'t get upset stomach, And you know why? Cause I got a good strong immune system! And it gets a lot of practice!

My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles, with night vision and laser scopes. And we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs and anti personnel fragmentation mines. So, when my white blood cells are on patrol reconnoitering my blood stream seeking out strangers and other undesirables, and if they see any, ANY, suspicious looking germs of any kind, THEY DON\'T. ****. AROUND. They whip out the weapons, they wax the motherfucker and deposit the unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my colon. There\'s no nonsense! There\'s no miranda warning, there\'s none of that three strikes and your out bullshit. First defense, BAM! Into the colon you go!

Make sure you wear a helmet...

:rimshot:rotfl

Jocelyn really needs to start more political threads..

fixed.

And I thought this thread was going to be about my favorite clash song

This is a public service announcement
With guitar
Know your rights all three of them

Number 1
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a CRIME!
Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights

And Number 2
You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Don\'t mind a little
Investigation, humiliation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation

Know your rights
These are your rights
Wang


Know these rights

Number 3
You have the right to free
Speech as long as you\'re not
Dumb enough to actually try it.

Know your rights
These are your rights
All three of \'em
It has been suggested
In some quarters that this is not enough!
Well..............................

Get off the streets
Get off the streets
Run
You don\'t have a home to go to
Smush

Finally then I will read you your rights

You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you

Listen to this
Run