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no, not me, I don\'t smoke. Got this from a college friend today though. If you have insite, please pass it along. Thanks!

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hey do me a favor and ask the breakfast message board what kind of herbal remedies i can use to get thc out of my system, its not much but i am drinking water and taking vitamin b and cranberry and drinking green tea, etc but the over the counter head shop detox stuff is tested for now.
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Eons ago I had to go through testing. I took Goldenseal and it worked great! Not too sure how good it would work these days, but I do still here of it being implemented.
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.
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Well I\'d say the first thing they should do is to stop smoking, chronic smokers it takes about 4-5 weeks to get out of your system, while casual smokers is more like 2 weeks (those numbers might not be perfect but I believe they\'re close)
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Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon
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7 years ago when i had to pass the drug test for Walgreens, I was told to try vinegar.  honest, it worked.   I drank a gallon of water for a weekend.  Ate nothing but salads drenched in vinegar and even made myself drink a small glass.  Sounds disgusting. It was.  Yet, it was the magic touch.

I recommend the apple cider vinegar..and no...it doesnt taste like apples.
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when i was at college, i would NEVER have broken the law in any way, but if i had, and often, and had i also been in an outpatient rehab at the time, i\'d have stopped smoking pot a couple days before outpatient (once a week) and i\'d have drank TONS of water for those days and I\'d have never had a dirty test.  maybe it would have been because of my fast metabolism or something, but i\'m sure that would have always worked out for me. ;)
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maybe it would have been because of my fast metabolism or something, but i\'m sure that would have always worked out for me. ;)

subtle jim, subtle. :P
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"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke
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they have dried pee that comes in a Beeper look alike. You mix water with the dried pee and the beeper like device keeps it at the proper temp.

Not that I know about any of this stuff. It depends on if the test will be monitored or if they will let u go in a bathroom and give the sample. If someone is watching then he only thing you can really do is postpone it and stop doing anything illegal
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tell him to do a google search for some **** called quick fix.
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i didn\'t read what the rest of you said, but herbal quicktabs have gotten me past many a pee tests in my younger days.  go to any gnc, they used to have them behind the counter.  just ask the guy.
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actually it\'s a she. Could you imagine that being your job? You have to watch people pee? I mean, someone has to do it, right? ugh. :sadban:
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"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke
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it\'s usually an occupational health rn (or lab tech), and thats only a small part of their job

GALLONS of water for dillution; but the fat-solubility issue makes some things tough to eliminate quickly.
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Paul, take a couple bucks out of the money you just ran into and help this girl by buying her the Whizzinator. it may look weird but maybe they have a fake virgina too

http://www.whizzinator.com/
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sleep a lot...eat a lot, brush em like crazy. Run a lot...do a lot, never be lazy..
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it\'s usually an occupational health rn (or lab tech), and thats only a small part of their job

GALLONS of water for dillution; but the fat-solubility issue makes some things tough to eliminate quickly.

water doesn\'t work.... cranberry juice is the way to go, if thats the route youre heading down.
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Nice link Aruny! They do have one for her.
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a product called clear
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