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Oh, Billy! **** is a helluva drug.
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Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;246988
The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang was the first orgasmic **** of the Divine navel.
All has sprung from this great cosmic ejaculation.
Will it happen again? When will the next one be?

Swami Bananahedananda

Depends.  If a man created it, then it will only happen once.  
If a woman created it, it will happen over, and over, and over again! ;)
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Oh, Billy! **** is a helluva drug.
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The cosmic orgasmatron.
Which brings us to Adam & Eve...
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Swami Bananahedananda says:

GO STUFF YOUR FACE AND PUKE!!!

Today the Swami will fast.
No food for the Swami today.
Well, maybe just a little.
Just a few Swami burritos.
Like about one or two dozen, that\'s all!
Love your neighbor!
Don\'t forget to courtesy flush everyone!
« Last Edit: November 27, 2009, 08:08:19 am by KEN RAFLOWITZ »
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Oh, Billy! **** is a helluva drug.
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Dear Diary,
Woke up today. Got out of bed.
Pissed. Ate half an apple pie for breakfast.
Went to NYC last night to see a band.
They were alright. Would have been better if they had a tuba player.
The drummer had trouble with his 4/4 changes to 6/8 to 12/9 to 9/7 to 28/3 count.
The bass player would be good if he put some strings on his bass. Air bass guitar!
The keyboardist is better than Liberace was. He looks just like him too!
The guitar player might be good, it\'s hard to tell. He\'s always playing with his 2 doz. pedals.
Bought a beer for $8. Good deal!
Had to drive some clowns down. They kept getting me lost.
Went to eat at Mamoun\'s in Staten Island after. Too bad there wasn\'t one!
Watching the show now, while finishing up my Black Box wine.(Good ****!)
Going to a Swami Bananahedananda seminar tonight. It\'s only $2,300!
You get free coffee & donuts! You have to bring your own cup and napkins, though.
Later, Ken
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I am deeply sorry to inform you all,
Swami Bananahedananda is no longer with us.
The dear Swami choked on a Swami burrito and
passed on to the Divine Mother navel.
Let us pray his teachings will live on...
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Oh, Billy! **** is a helluva drug.
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I am the .info prick.
I will mess you up, mix you up & leave you begging for mercy.
Beware of the .info prick!
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Oh, Billy! **** is a helluva drug.
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Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;248494
I am deeply sorry to inform you all,
Swami Bananahedananda is no longer with us.
The dear Swami choked on a Swami burrito and
passed on to the Divine Mother navel.
Let us pray his teachings will live on...
:rip:
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Sad really.
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Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.
Oh, Billy! **** is a helluva drug.
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I killed Swami Bananahedananda.
I spent $2,300 to go to his seminar, to get my free coffee and donut.
When I got there, the Dickananda was eating the last donut!
I followed him home and shoved a Swami burrito down his throat.
He deserved to die!
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Oh, Billy! **** is a helluva drug.
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Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;248776
I killed Swami Bananahedananda.
I spent $2,300 to go to his seminar, to get my free coffee and donut.
When I got there, the Dickananda was eating the last donut!
I followed him home and shoved a Swami burrito down his throat.
He deserved to die!

Your logic is flawless.
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