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To be continued...
can\'t hardly wait :killself:
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Realizing unlimited potential with my kissing favors,I began to dream big!
I would say, "Get me your brother\'s new basketball and that will cover a month of kisses.
Have new tires put on my bicycle and you\'re all set until Martin Luther King day."
It worked! I was living large! Flying high!
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When I got to High School,the sky was the limit!
I\'ll tell you how I got my title the Midnight Cowboy.
The captain of the cheerleading squad asked me if I would meet with all the cheerleaders.
"Sure!" I said. "Will you be wearing your cheerleading outfits?" I asked.
"Oh yes, just for you!" she said.
"How much can you pay me?" I asked.
"A lot! Gum,lunch money,free passes to all the games!" she explained.
She told me to meet the squad in a back alley behind this store,around midnight.
When I got there,my heart pounded! The whole cheerleading squad was there in their
cheerleading outfits!
I stood there and thanked the Lord for this divine moment!
One by one they approached me and slapped me in the face.
Then their brothers,boyfriends and a couple of fathers came out and beat the hell out of me!
They took all my gum,lunch money for the week and half a twinkie I had in my back pocket.
While laying on the ground every girl in school came by and spit on me.
They called me "Man ****!" They kicked me in the ribs,"Take that you Midnight Cowboy!"
I had failed as a man ****. It was all over. I got a job washing dishes.
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Just doing my job.
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Just doing my job.
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OH JESUS, THIS THREAD IS A HELL OF A DRUG!
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Anybody want to know what really bugs me?
None of you probably do! Here it comes anyway...
Waiting in line at the grocery store.One person ahead of you.
The large coffee I just had is banging on my bladder walls.
No problem,be out in a minute. Until...
The person in front of you takes out 30 coupons....
Then needs a price check...
Then asks how the cashier\'s family is and starts to talk about the good old days...
Then the card doesn\'t swipe right...
Then I\'m ready to run out and **** in the parking lot...
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is that it?
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If that is the only thing that really bothers you then you have really no issues at all.
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Why don\'t you just **** your pants waiting in line? Maybe next time the person ahead of you will have some consideration for the geriatric beer shwillers among us!
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What really bugs me are those public stall doors with a broken latch.
You got to take care of your needs in the stall and hold the door shut
with an extra foot or arm at the same time. If you don\'t somebody walks
in on you with all your stuff going on in there.
Then when your balls hit the water is a real bugout. I hate when my balls hit
the water in a public toilet! Way gross! You start thinking you\'re going to wake
up with some weird ball fungus they won\'t have a cure for.
Then after a big sloppy dump you notice there\'s only 3 sheets left on the roll.
Panic sets in....you check for towel paper....only a hot air dryer...
go in there all natural with a flush hand rinse thing until the job is done...
sacrifice a sock..a tee shirt...ring the buzzer for help...
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Why don\'t you just **** your pants waiting in line? Maybe next time the person ahead of you will have some consideration for the geriatric beer shwillers among us!
I think that\'s reserved for when you\'re "poofing pressies" at a Disco Biscuits show. -
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Can\'t say I\'m sure I ever "poofed" a pressie...
advantages?
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Can\'t say I\'m sure I ever "poofed" a pressie...
advantages?
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What would you do?
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