stupid people deserve to get caught

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stupid people deserve to get caught

is that a .confirmed

is it with in the confirming rules and guidelines to be able to confirm someone\'s confirmation of your own statement

People With Issues
In July, Cory Neddermeyer, 42, was turned down for unemployment benefits in Iowa, after a judge ruled that he was fired for cause. His employer, the Amaizing Energy ethanol plant, suffered a massive spill that created a pond of fuel alcohol, and Neddermeyer (a recovering alcoholic), after resisting as long as he could, gave in and started drinking from the pool (causing him to pass out and later register an 0.72 blood-alcohol reading). [Des Moines Register, 7-9-06]

Least Competent Criminals
Not Cut Out for a Life of Crime: (1) Lawrence C. Lawson, 60, was charged with robbing the Lasalle Bank in Troy, Mich., in July, which was an easy collar because, as he emerged from the bank with his loot, he spotted a passing police car and promptly fainted. (2) Pierre Barton, 20, was arrested in Cleveland following the robbery of Georgio\'s Pizza, shortly after he had accidentally dropped his two "cheat sheet" cards containing his robbery speech (reading "Give me the money" and "Tell I\'ll kill your family (sic)"). (In fact, Barton apparently was a poor ad-libber: Although his makeshift "gun" had come apart and was lying on the floor, he still threatened to shoot the manager as he was fleeing.) [Oakland (Mich.) Press, 7-15-06] [Plain Dealer, 7-11-06]

Sebastian the Cat Gets \'Grilled\'
By Associated Press

Wed Aug 16, 11:58 PM
ALEXANDRIA, Ind. - This cool cat has traded in his catnip for some bling. Sebastian, a one-year-old Persian with long black hair, sports gold crowns on his two bottom canines, which grew sticking out from his lips in an underbite similar to a bulldog\'s.

His owner, dentist David Steele, said he gave Sebastian gold crowns to help strengthen the fanged feline\'s teeth. Steele said he was worried the unique canines would break off or become a problem.

"It\'s possible to work on animals the same way we do humans," he said. "I did it to strengthen (Sebastian\'s) teeth, but it had an excellent cosmetic result. The cat gets a lot of attention now. Everyone is tickled to death when they see him."

Sebastian\'s two gold teeth protruding from his furry face make him seem a little menacing, like a hip-hop star\'s guard-cat or a movie villain\'s pet. The feline didn\'t seem too happy with his new look at first.

"He\'s normally around me all the time," Steele said. "After I put the crowns on, he didn\'t \'speak\' to me for two days."

When Sebastian was tranquilized about a month ago to get his coat trimmed, Steele used the occasion to take impressions of his teeth. He then sent those impressions to a company that prepares crowns for his human patients.

"They called back and asked me what I was up to," Steele said.

Two weeks ago, veterinarian Larry Owen tranquilized the cat at the Alexandria Animal Hospital about 30 miles northeast of Indianapolis so Steele could do the dentistry work, which took about 15 minutes to complete.

Owen said putting gold crowns on teeth can be done for any pet with a dental problem.

"Mostly, though, it was a fun thing to do," Owen said. "(Steele is) always up to something or trying something new."

Steele said he has put a crown on a cat once before, after the animal was hit by a car. He also put a gold crown on his Boston terrier.

Steele said the cost for each gold tooth is about the same as for humans _ about $900 each.

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