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New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
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Quote from: psychjosh;187279
Deblock? Did he go to the academy?

Josh - it wasn\'t me, and I assume that if he was a cop, he went to the academy.  Not sure where you were going with the comment.  Besides, I think that I proved back in the day that I wasn\'t into cows!
The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with - Bruce Springsteen

New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
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What is an...
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afferican
?

Wondering the same thing, and which syllable one puts the emphasis on. AFF-er-i-can? af-FER-i-can?
**** in the MFA

New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
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Quote from: Jim Cobb;187283
What is an...
Quote from: tyzack;187271
afferican
?

Wondering the same thing, and which syllable one puts the emphasis on. AFF-er-i-can? af-FER-i-can?

afferican: adj - A resident of Afferica, NJ. A small town in western New Jersey where bestiality is permitted, albeit only with cows.

ex: "Did you hear about the afferican police officer who was arrested for having sex with a cow? I can\'t figure out what laws he broke."
"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke

New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
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I guess that I always thought that Afferica was right next to Cromwell, CT and that\'s why all the Dudleys in Duddleyville left town.
The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with - Bruce Springsteen

New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
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Africa

I hope you all died of super-AIDS
Apartheid: A policy of segregation and political and economic discrimination.

New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
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an udder disgrace. :sigh:

i\'m sorry but did no one else pick this up??  hah, that was a gem of a pun dave.

New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
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Quote from: tyzack;187301
Africa

I hope you all died of super-AIDS


New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

metal gear solid will do that to a man...
Apartheid: A policy of segregation and political and economic discrimination.