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BEWARE: NEW HOME DEPOT SCAM DEVELOPING
by Matthew Eliason

Heads up for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don\'t be naive enough to think it couldn\'t happen to you.

Here\'s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe\'s. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 11th, 13th, twice on the 16th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful.

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thats really old.

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« Reply #2 on: »
i just found it in todd\'s email..

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Old or not that is highlarious.....

Igzy you have been a real Humbug the past few days.....Whats-a-matta????
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

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:finger:
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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<<<<< went straight to Home Depot after line 5, only now finding out it\'s a joke.
A man who has seen the things I have seen,
experienced the loss and pain I have experienced,
I transcend race, hombre.

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i thought it was pretty funny but honestly not very believable from Mr. Peck
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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