Author Topic: Just offered to play guitar for Zach Allen > (Read 3594 times)

OMS · « **on:** June 03, 2007, 11:16:17 pm »

so this kid who goes to my high school, i think hes in like 7th or 8th grade, his name is zach allen. i cant describe to you how embarassing of a human this kid is..so ive included a few links to help..

so i get a call from his father who apparently asked the head of my music department in my school who are some good musicians in the school. supposidly he wanted younger musicians then the 20 year olds that are currently in his band..zach has now dropped his \'teeny bopper\' image and replaced it with a new alt rock, emotional image..(very lifehouse-esque)...

hahahahah. how incredible. well the kid plays jones beach and i just thought the whole idea of this thing was so hysterical. playing at a place like jones beach behind a kid like this..im gonna get the breakfast to open...just thought it was postworty...enjoy all, see you on the boat in nyc

bezerker · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2007, 11:31:19 pm »

gotta be the gayest brah ever. if i knew that kid i would kick his ass.

OMS · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2007, 11:40:21 pm »

his favorite bfast tune is WPOAC

Drew_Kingsley · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2007, 12:44:09 am »

I was at least expecting him to be talented...

skalnbyc · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2007, 02:12:26 am »

<<<< Working on the dance moves to "Candyman" in my living room as we speak.

You should skip your freshman year in Ithaca for Zach Allen tour. Much more promising than any bachelors degree.

Here\'s a funny comment someone posted about him: "after this show a fire started and i saw zach allen personally rip the water tower out of the ground and throw it at the flaming building. after that he rushed into the building and saved 4 cats, an elderly person, and a mime, in one trip. well done, im glad to know that america has a future"

peaches626 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2007, 10:42:55 am »

yikes.

freddiewaht · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2007, 11:38:12 am »

oms=name-dropper extradoianaire

Mark · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2007, 12:08:30 pm »

Somebody put that kid out of his misery, stat!

jocelyn · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:57:10 pm »

ok. Watching those made me feel really uncomfortable. Especially the Candyman clip.

And holy hell. That kid draws more people than the Breakfast.

FrankZappa · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2007, 08:32:22 pm »

estahwhaddup · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2007, 08:49:19 pm »

yeah that kid sucks, but this kid is awesome:

jocelyn · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:53:56 pm »

ok... But check THIS kid out:

http://www.break.com/index/can-you-spot-the-kid-that-forgot-his-riddlin.html">Spot The Kid That Forgot His Ritalin - Watch more http://www.break.com/">free videos

freddiewaht · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2007, 10:00:24 pm »

wasnt zack allen in hanson?

jocelyn · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2007, 10:02:03 pm »

No. That was Ellis.

skalnbyc · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2007, 10:58:26 pm »

Quote from: bezerker;147656

gay

Zach Allen is as straight as Walsh\'s cap.