God...
"I\'m just not happy. I\'m just not happy. I\'m just not happy because my life didn\'t turn out the way I thought it would."Hey! Join the
**** club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Sox. Life sucks, get a
**** helmet, all right?!
"I\'m not happy. I\'m not happy."Nobody\'s happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It\'s a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That\'s it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to
**** work, ok!? That is it! End of
**** list!
"I\'m just not happy."Shut the
**** up, all right? That\'s the name of my new book, "Shut the
**** Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy."
I\'m gonna have my patients come in:
"Doctor, I...""Shut the **** up, next!""I don\'t feel so...""Shut the **** up, next!""He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the **** up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now."Whining
**** maggots.