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you know who you are.

no, I don\'t watch ellen but I just saw the commercial.
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"just **** and get it over with." - Igzy.
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:wah:
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"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke
Jeff Goldblum will be on ellen this afternoon, 4pm nbc affilate
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You guys are wretched.

Anyhow, I missed this. But that is ok, I think I may be anti-Jeff Goldblum now. Between his show being terribly shitty but not shitty enough, and my snake named Jeff Goldblum biting me in the face night before last... yeah, I really hate Jeff Goldblum.

However if he put on his Jurassic Park glasses I\'d still hit it.
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hahaha.  sorry, getting bit in the face from a pet snake is funny to me.

also being such a fanboy of someone and then turning your back on him oh so fast, you\'re fickle, girl.

goldblum deserves better.
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It was indeed hilarious when I got bit. It bled a lot. It was awesome.

I\'ll love Jeff again tomorrow.

It\'s only a faux-pseudo-ocd-neurotic-type-of-idolatry that I feel for him anyhow.
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do faux and pseudo counteract eachother like a double negative type thing?  is it so false, its real?  Either way, I don\'t think you should hold a bad game show against him, its all about the benjamins baby.
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game show?
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I dunno, I haven\'t watched his new show, I just figured he went to way of Howie Mandel and Bob Saget, what is his new show anyways?
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He plays some crazy neurotic detective who hallucinates dead people.
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He plays some crazy neurotic detective who hallucinates dead people.

yeah, he\'d be better off w/ a game show.
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now that jocelyn is anti-goldblum, that makes me his biggest fan on this forum.  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Only until tomorrow when I start liking him again.
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isn\'t Goldblum, Raines?
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