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I told you congrats before and I\'ll say it again here!!! :)   You really need to keep up the tradition of naming your children after Beatles songs.  If its another girl, I say Prudence!

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If there\'s no TB shows upcoming in NJ, how about a Timmy Tour show?
The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with - Bruce Springsteen

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If there\'s no TB shows upcoming in NJ, how about a Timmy Tour show?

I remember Adrian posting something about a mexacali show in the works. Maybe you\'ll get an "Ahoy"
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If there\'s no TB shows upcoming in NJ, how about a Timmy Tour show?

I remember Adrian posting something about a mexacali show in the works. Maybe you\'ll get an "Ahoy"

I remember that post also... Hopefully it will be before August; I\'m not going to be going anywhere remotely after that for a while... I\'m not touching the Ahoy! thing with a ten foot pole; I don\'t need the kind of backlash that I got after the last Donegals show...
The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with - Bruce Springsteen

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If there\'s no TB shows upcoming in NJ, how about a Timmy Tour show?


could be in the works.  it has def been talked about, although youy may have to trek to asbury for it on a thursday night

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Not going to happen.  I\'ve downgraded myself to half of a weekend warrior at best.
The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with - Bruce Springsteen

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Not going to happen.  I\'ve downgraded myself to half of a weekend warrior at best.

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Now that\'s [-]dick[/-] balls.
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My balls are still in-tact, thank you.  I work almost an hour from my house, I\'ve got a 1-year old, my wife is pregnant with our second child.  Do you really think that it would be a smart idea for me to say, "honey, I know that you\'re tired, but can you take care of the baby so that I can go down the shore for a show tonight? I\'ll be home around 3:00, but that should leave me about 3 hours to sleep before getting up to take care of the baby and head off to work."  I know my limitations, basically Friday/Saturday within a 30 mile radius of Clifton, NJ.  Just being realistic.
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My balls are still in-tact, thank you.  I work almost an hour from my house, I\'ve got a 1-year old, my wife is pregnant with our second child.  Do you really think that it would be a smart idea for me to say, "honey, I know that you\'re tired, but can you take care of the baby so that I can go down the shore for a show tonight? I\'ll be home around 3:00, but that should leave me about 3 hours to sleep before getting up to take care of the baby and head off to work."  I know my limitations, basically Friday/Saturday within a 30 mile radius of Clifton, NJ.  Just being realistic.

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My balls are still in-tact, thank you.  I work almost an hour from my house, I\'ve got a 1-year old, my wife is pregnant with our second child.  Do you really think that it would be a smart idea for me to say, "honey, I know that you\'re tired, but can you take care of the baby so that I can go down the shore for a show tonight? .

On occasion, yes!  :out:
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OKay Al, you try that when you\'re married, have a small child and your wife pregnant and tell me how that goes...
The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with - Bruce Springsteen

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OKay Al, you try that when you\'re married, have a small child and your wife pregnant and tell me how that goes...

I\'ll bet she would encourage it, actually.
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My balls are still in-tact, thank you.  I work almost an hour from my house, I\'ve got a 1-year old, my wife is pregnant with our second child.  Do you really think that it would be a smart idea for me to say, "honey, I know that you\'re tired, but can you take care of the baby so that I can go down the shore for a show tonight? I\'ll be home around 3:00, but that should leave me about 3 hours to sleep before getting up to take care of the baby and head off to work."  I know my limitations, basically Friday/Saturday within a 30 mile radius of Clifton, NJ.  Just being realistic.

*Gia*

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« Reply #103 on: »
thats funny **** Peaches.

Yoda, why do you keep begging for shows you will not attend. i have a couple friends with wives and kids and even they get out every now and then. i highly doubt your wife would have your balls if you went out one night. i sure even she needs a break from you every now and then.
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Dude, I go out and I do see the band when they come to NJ, but I\'m not driving 2 or more hours each way to go to a show that\'s going to last no more than 3 hours.  I missed some shows in NJ last year because I had a family member in the hospital and my grandfather died.  I went to the last Donnegals show after my aunt passed away.  I go to shows when I can, get off my fuckin back.
The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with - Bruce Springsteen