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Quote from: Gordo;182414
When you reach the point of INjaculation the first time, it\'s nerve-wrecking. I guarantee you\'ll get a little scared. Trust me, though, you won\'t die, you\'ll just feel weird and then you\'ll get over it. ;)

I have yet to pull it off successfully with my girlfriend during sex. Something about shark-finning my own taint feels unnatural while I\'m doing the deed.


This post just literally made me spray milk out of my nose

:erectban:    this smiley has to be in this thread
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Quote from: Gordo;182414
When you reach the point of INjaculation the first time, it\'s nerve-wrecking. I guarantee you\'ll get a little scared. Trust me, though, you won\'t die, you\'ll just feel weird and then you\'ll get over it. ;)

I have yet to pull it off successfully with my girlfriend during sex. Something about shark-finning my own taint feels unnatural while I\'m doing the deed.

OMG. :rotfl:   I don\'t even know what to comment.
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<<<< Exit  :sperm:

"Don\'t be afraid little guy. Just be patient."
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The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash
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Quote from: Gordo;182409
Semi-related:

http://www.nine3.com/Magic.html

Focus on the acupressure point.. honestly, it\'s very strange at first but pretty incredible. I\'m curious to hear anyone\'s experience with this.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "taint-tickler."

Don\'t be afraid. Be a Lion.

Quote from: Gordo;182414
When you reach the point of INjaculation the first time, it\'s nerve-wrecking. I guarantee you\'ll get a little scared. Trust me, though, you won\'t die, you\'ll just feel weird and then you\'ll get over it. ;)

I have yet to pull it off successfully with my girlfriend during sex. Something about shark-finning my own taint feels unnatural while I\'m doing the deed.


I know of the Lion. There is a better way to do it, rather than a self-reacharound. You should be standing up and she should be in front of you (facing the same direction) leaning over the bed. Have her reach between her/your legs and apply the pressure. Make sure she calls you King Mufasa when she does it too.
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Then as she pulls her poopy fingers (\'Whoops (giggle giggle), I missed\') back in front of her face to get her hair out of her eyes, I\'ll ask her, "Can you feel the love tonight?"
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The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash
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wow you guys are messed up.
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Mental note: stop checking the new posts in this thread
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Sorry, I didn\'t realize this site was intended for Catholics. Er wait, oh nevermind, they just say they keep one foot on the floor.
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The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash
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alli this is a very important thread and you should be taking notes.

now gordo,boozy... i am unsure if you guys are giving Lion status a positive review. do you guys do the deer exercises too, as well as prostate massages (i\'m not trying to be dick, sorry if this is encroaching)
i mean, i\'m not afraid of touching my taint, i just don\'t know if i am lion material, i feel like more of a snow leopard to be honest
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Interesting.

Also, related to Skye\'s post:

If you want better tasting semen, you can try the foods she suggested. BUT if you want a bigger load, try consuming more amino acids.

"Amino acids, if taken regularly, are generally believed to increase ejaculate fluid. On the other hand, zinc seems to improve both the amount of sperm produced as well as the sperm\'s ability to move spontaneously and independently. Together with amino acids, this will increase normal sperm count and volume significantly."

Wheat germ has also been linked to semen volume.

For the more dramatic money shot.
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Quote from: Lexington;182550
alli this is a very important thread and you should be taking notes.

now gordo,boozy... i am unsure if you guys are giving Lion status a positive review. do you guys do the deer exercises too, as well as prostate massages (i\'m not trying to be dick, sorry if this is encroaching)
i mean, i\'m not afraid of touching my taint, i just don\'t know if i am lion material, i feel like more of a snow leopard to be honest

rotfl

I certainly haven\'t mastered the Lion, I have succeeded but not to the extent described. For example, I have a hard time leaving my **** alone after injaculation, in a socially constructed "I need to blow my load!" kind of way. So I haven\'t felt the lasting effects of non-plummet jizdom. I am not a Zen Master of the Lion yet.

Therefore I endorse it but cannot get overzealous in my positivity because I\'d be a Lion of false representation. This is why I\'m curious to hear what experiences all of you, if any would please be so bold, have. Sure this is salacious, but let us not hide behind sexual veils here.

Also, I feel I must graduate from the Lion University to move onto the Deer Graduate School, so no I have not even attempted.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2008, 08:31:15 pm by Gordo »
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The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash
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Quote from: Lexington;182550
alli this is a very important thread and you should be taking notes.

now gordo,boozy... i am unsure if you guys are giving Lion status a positive review. do you guys do the deer exercises too, as well as prostate massages (i\'m not trying to be dick, sorry if this is encroaching)
i mean, i\'m not afraid of touching my taint, i just don\'t know if i am lion material, i feel like more of a snow leopard to be honest

i thought i knew you... Didnt you see that episode of curb? The one with Thor.
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Quote from: jocelyn;182560
Interesting.

Also, related to Skye\'s post:

If you want better tasting semen, you can try the foods she suggested. BUT if you want a bigger load, try consuming more amino acids.

"Amino acids, if taken regularly, are generally believed to increase ejaculate fluid. On the other hand, zinc seems to improve both the amount of sperm produced as well as the sperm\'s ability to move spontaneously and independently. Together with amino acids, this will increase normal sperm count and volume significantly."

Wheat germ has also been linked to semen volume.

:point: For the more dramatic money shot.

Hmmm, interesting. This advice would help my fellow co-worker who is having trouble planting his seed, the zinc bit especially. What other benefits could volume promote other than legendary **** shots and a sense of (probably false) pride in men? I guess it could give aid to an anorexic who loves blowing... :shrug:

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Quote from: Lexington;182550
alli this is a very important thread and you should be taking notes.

now gordo,boozy... i am unsure if you guys are giving Lion status a positive review. do you guys do the deer exercises too, as well as prostate massages (i\'m not trying to be dick, sorry if this is encroaching)
i mean, i\'m not afraid of touching my taint, i just don\'t know if i am lion material, i feel like more of a snow leopard to be honest

i thought i knew you... Didnt you see that episode of curb? The one with Thor.

I\'m a Curb fiend and I didn\'t even catch that one.

"We were playing cowboys and indians."
« Last Edit: March 05, 2008, 08:35:55 pm by Gordo »
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The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash
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Quote from: Gordo;182567
What other benefits could volume promote other than legendary **** shots and a sense of (probably false) pride in men?

Semen is fun. More of it = more fun.

For your "co-worker" ;) :

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061109102133AA3o3sq
« Last Edit: March 05, 2008, 08:59:58 pm by jocelyn »
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how long before the pineapples kick in? this stuff still tastes the same to me... :idunno:
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