The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread

• The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
  Posted by leith on 23 Oct, 2005 01:43
• So w/ no mods around what are we gonna do. Post all crazy **** here! Man where is Wah when we need him?
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 23 Oct, 2005 01:50
• Thinking the same thing.
  
  i <3 davepeck.
  
  wah would have wanted it this way...
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by leith on 23 Oct, 2005 02:05
• Joke: How to Bathe a Cat
  How to bathe a cat (the flush and fluff method):
  
  1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
  2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
  3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
  CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a \'power wash and rinse\' which I have found to be quite effective.
  6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door
  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
  
  For Wah:
  A man\'s occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman\'s ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation. I got this information from the board of education if you want a demonstration -- LIE DOWN!
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• #3 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 23 Oct, 2005 02:25
• OMG
  
  LOL
  
  I am not a cat person, might have to try this on my buddies cats.
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by Igziabeher on 23 Oct, 2005 03:17
• I\'m high on PCP
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• #5 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 23 Oct, 2005 09:41
• i just accidentally jerked off all over my feet in the shower...
  oh well....
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 23 Oct, 2005 11:40
• Quote from: freddiewaht

  i just accidentally jerked off all over my feet in the shower...
  oh well....

  
  
  did this once, then I slipped and hit my head and landed face down...
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• #7 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 23 Oct, 2005 13:39
• ever spank the monkey and jizz on the floor and enjoy watching your sisters dog lap it up?
  me neither..
  carry on..
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• #8 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 23 Oct, 2005 14:34
• I know this much,
  
  my dog likes peanut butter
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• #9 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 23 Oct, 2005 15:23
• Quote from: Spacey

  I know this much,
  
  my dog likes peanut butter

  
  
  you,my friend,are a sick individual.
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• #10 Reply
  Posted by SlimPickens on 23 Oct, 2005 15:31
• Spacey&Freddie = twisted
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• #11 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 23 Oct, 2005 15:46
• Quote from: freddiewaht

  Quote from: Spacey

  I know this much,
  
  my dog likes peanut butter

  
  
  you,my friend,are a sick individual.

  
  
  only scraping the iceberg here...
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• #12 Reply
  Posted by FrankZappa on 23 Oct, 2005 15:58
• calm down you freaks. Don\'t make me close this. Just because dave isn\'t around doesn\'t mean people don\'t moderate.
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• #13 Reply
  Posted by leith on 23 Oct, 2005 16:13
• ^^ Party Pooper. Boo Hiss Boo Hiss
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• #14 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 23 Oct, 2005 18:30
• Quote from: leith

  ^^ fag... Boo Hiss Boo Hiss
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