Author Topic: i bought it. (Read 3724 times)

FrankZappa · « **Reply #30 on:** October 04, 2007, 09:10:12 am »

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yeah jane let on to her mom that we\'re going to be getting engaged and her mom is already talking about putting money into it because she hates cheap weddings....

and so the sex ends...

Nah, that doesn\'t happen till you have kids.

depends on the couple. I\'m gonna have to back gordo on this one.

Oh, and keep your finances separate.

SlimPickens · « **Reply #31 on:** October 04, 2007, 10:22:09 am »

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yeah jane let on to her mom that we\'re going to be getting engaged and her mom is already talking about putting money into it because she hates cheap weddings....

and so the sex ends...

Nah, that doesn\'t happen till you have kids.

depends on the couple. I\'m gonna have to back gordo on this one.

Oh, and keep your finances separate.

Yeah Cobbie, start things off by showing your fiancee that you don\'t trust her and you\'ll probably end up leaving her broke and washed up. If you\'re like most folks in their early 20\'s you\'re probably broke, but you should have her sign a pre-nup anyway.

With my relationship past, I should be just as bitter as the next guy, but you people are brutal.

davepeck · « **Reply #32 on:** October 04, 2007, 10:24:18 am »

i agree. marriage is definitely something that you should head into as paranoid as possible.

if you\'re going to be sharing a bed, you should also sleep with a knife under your pillow. if she makes any sudden movements in the middle of the night, stab first, ask questions later.

kindm's · « **Reply #33 on:** October 04, 2007, 12:48:35 pm »

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i agree. marriage is definitely something that you should head into as paranoid as possible.

if you\'re going to be sharing a bed, you should also sleep with a knife under your pillow. if she makes any sudden movements in the middle of the night, stab first, ask questions later.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHA.

That has to be the funniest thing I have read in a while.

Thanks for the laugh

Spacey · « **Reply #34 on:** October 04, 2007, 05:58:43 pm »

Quote from: davepeck;162284

i agree. marriage is definitely something that you should head into as paranoid as possible.

if you\'re going to be sharing a bed, you should also sleep with a knife under your pillow. if she makes any sudden movements in the middle of the night, stab first, ask questions later.

:lol:

so cruel but the the truth reeks.

FrankZappa · « **Reply #35 on:** October 04, 2007, 07:02:15 pm »

Quote from: davepeck;162284

i agree. marriage is definitely something that you should head into as paranoid as possible.

if you\'re going to be sharing a bed, you should also sleep with a knife under your pillow. if she makes any sudden movements in the middle of the night, stab first, ask questions later.

well that explains the cut on leles arm...

kidding!!!

sallyalli · « **Reply #36 on:** October 04, 2007, 10:07:51 pm »

Way to go Jim! That is gonna be so much fun. pretty ring.
There are a lot of negative people on this board. I\'ll be sure if i ever get engaged not to tell any of you!

Klout · « **Reply #37 on:** October 04, 2007, 10:25:48 pm »

personally I would be thrilled to be in love enough to pop the question. So right on jimbo. Best of luck to ya.

SkyePrizm · « **Reply #38 on:** October 05, 2007, 05:39:20 pm »

Quote from: FrankZappa;162278

Quote from: SlimPickens;162271
Quote from: Gordo;162266
Quote from: Jim Cobb;162239
yeah jane let on to her mom that we\'re going to be getting engaged and her mom is already talking about putting money into it because she hates cheap weddings....

and so the sex ends...

Nah, that doesn\'t happen till you have kids.

depends on the couple. I\'m gonna have to back gordo on this one.

Oh, and keep your finances separate.

I am soooo agreeing with Paul and Gordo on this.... as soon as the ex and i got engaged.....the sex, the fun, and life as i knew it ended.

lele · « **Reply #39 on:** October 06, 2007, 11:03:35 am »

Congrats Jim!!

FrankZappa · « **Reply #40 on:** October 07, 2007, 10:57:41 am »

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the sex, the fun, and life as i knew it ended.

:that:

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #41 on:** October 08, 2007, 01:23:42 am »

thanks lisa!

FrankZappa · « **Reply #42 on:** October 08, 2007, 08:57:21 am »

Jim, i actually do wish you well and hope everything works out. I\'m just jaded.

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #43 on:** October 08, 2007, 03:16:34 pm »

i understand paul, no worries.

Overexjoesure · « **Reply #44 on:** October 08, 2007, 05:37:51 pm »

Blessings to you and yours Jim!