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I was at stop and shop over the weekend and saw a magazine with the title "50 ways to cook with beer."

Which set my friend and I off on a (20 second) joke-line of:

1.) Open Beer
2.) Place frozen dinner in microwave
3.) Wait 5 minutes...

1.) Open Beer
2.) Order Chinese

1.) Open Beer
2.) Order Pizza

Y\'all get the drift.
Apartheid: A policy of segregation and political and economic discrimination.

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whats your point ?
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