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This is laugh out loud funny:

Hey Crackhead!
Too fat for a tandem bike, and too drunk for a Mountain Bike...taste the fear.

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blocked at work but I am rushing right home after work to check it from a safe computer, so it best be "laugh out loud funny" or else!
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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Hahahahaha!! That\'s awesome!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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thats pretty funny, i would wait with a bb gun and shoot the bastard
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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very good.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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The crackhead as no essence.
Apartheid: A policy of segregation and political and economic discrimination.