Author Topic: Help your boy wildcoyote cover his ass! (Read 3150 times)

wildcoyote · « **on:** April 16, 2007, 08:55:41 pm »

Hello and thanks for viewing this thread!
I recently purchased a new computer! Hooray! It\'s on it\'s way from Dell!

However, this has caused an unexpected problem- my in-laws would like the old one. Now this may surprise and dissappoint some of you, but I have used this computer to view pornography. :sigh:

I am aware that merely clearing history and cookies does not completely cover my tracks.
While my mother in law is not especially computer savvy, she does have alot of time on her hands, and she may just get curious enough to do a little digging. (god help me if they have a how-to show on Oprah)

Anyway if you know a way to deep clean a pc of all the filth I\'ve been looking at, a little help would certainly warrant a few beers on me at the next show or TT.

Thank you,
wildcoyote

freddiewaht · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2007, 09:00:14 pm »

i CAN NOT believe this thread...
holy ****..
:applause:

Spacey · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2007, 09:02:29 pm »

Be honest, you want the **** off the old computer and onto the new, don\'t ya?

antbach · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2007, 09:02:36 pm »

:lol: do a clean install of windows, think that\'ll cover everything up/delete everything

davepeck · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2007, 09:10:48 pm »

:thumbsup:

yeah, i\'d wipe the hard drive and just install windows from scratch..

wildcoyote · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2007, 09:14:44 pm »

Quote from: Spacey;142279

Be honest, you want the **** off the old computer and onto the new, don\'t ya?

Nah. I never intentionally save any of it. So much new stuff, so little time.

Quote from: antbach;142280

:lol: do a clean install of windows, think that\'ll cover everything up/delete everything

I hope it\'s that easy.

Okay! We have a confirmation. Good stuff.

sallyalli · « **Reply #6 on:** April 16, 2007, 11:47:12 pm »

gross...

Todd · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2007, 12:59:37 pm »

People view **** on computers? :shrug: Learn something new every day.

Spacey · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:08:33 pm »

I not only view **** on my computer, I download it too.

kindm's · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:11:34 pm »

Quote from: wildcoyote;142277

Hello and thanks for viewing this thread!
I recently purchased a new computer! Hooray! It\'s on it\'s way from Dell!

However, this has caused an unexpected problem- my in-laws would like the old one. Now this may surprise and dissappoint some of you, but I have used this computer to view pornography. :sigh:

I am aware that merely clearing history and cookies does not completely cover my tracks.
While my mother in law is not especially computer savvy, she does have alot of time on her hands, and she may just get curious enough to do a little digging. (god help me if they have a how-to show on Oprah)

Anyway if you know a way to deep clean a pc of all the filth I\'ve been looking at, a little help would certainly warrant a few beers on me at the next show or TT.

Thank you,
wildcoyote

Be a Gentleman and atleast spring for a jizz free keyboard

FreeSpirit · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:21:11 pm »

if you don\'t want to go through deleting your entire OS, you can try different "erasers" -- this one has good reviews, but there are tons of brands made for your specific problems.

**** Remover

Stephengencs · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:26:11 pm »

Quote from: kindm\'s;142378

Be a Gentleman and atleast spring for a jizz free keyboard

Ha.......

I wouldn\'t worry too much about it. I mean unless there is gay, animal, and/or kiddie **** on there...... Are your inlaws that computer savvy that they will go into the inner files and search to see what kind of depraived and twisted kid they let marry their daughter? If so, maybe you should worry a bit more.....

Either way, GREAT THREAD Bri!

Spacey · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:28:50 pm »

This might be the best thread of the week!