Author Topic: The Official "Welcome Back Spacey!" Thread (Read 3882 times)

Spacey · « **Reply #15 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:37:14 am »

- Hey, what\'s your name?
- Helen.

That\'s nice. You look like a Helen.

Helen, we\'re both in sales. Let me tell you why i suck as a salesman.

Let\'s say i go into some guy\'s office let\'s say he\'s even remotely interested in buying something. Well, then i get all excited, i\'m like Jo-Jo, the idiot circus-boy, with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you! So i stroke it, and i pet it, and i massage it. I love it, i love my little naughty pet. You\'re naughty. And then i take my naughty pet, and i go...

I killed it! I killed my sale! That\'s when i blow it.

That\'s when people like us have got to forge head, Helen. Am i right?

Mamalakabubadaya · « **Reply #16 on:** February 09, 2007, 01:28:46 pm »

Quote from: Spacey;133949

- Hey, what\'s your name?
- Helen.

That\'s nice. You look like a Helen.

Helen, we\'re both in sales. Let me tell you why i suck as a salesman.

Let\'s say i go into some guy\'s office let\'s say he\'s even remotely interested in buying something. Well, then i get all excited, i\'m like Jo-Jo, the idiot circus-boy, with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you! So i stroke it, and i pet it, and i massage it. I love it, i love my little naughty pet. You\'re naughty. And then i take my naughty pet, and i go...

I killed it! I killed my sale! That\'s when i blow it.

That\'s when people like us have got to forge head, Helen. Am i right?

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull\'s ass, but I\'d rather take a butcher\'s word for it.

Stephengencs · « **Reply #17 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:07:49 pm »

ketchup popsicles?

Spacey · « **Reply #18 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:09:44 pm »

Quote from: Stephengencs;134040

ketchup popsicles?

My father, so it is told, could sell Ketchup Popsicles to women in white gloves. I can but, Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter\'s sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.

oldnewbie · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2007, 09:15:14 pm »

he\'s been missing?....i thought he was just on my ignore list

freddiewaht · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:58:00 am »

I wish I were Spacey. He is the greatest being alive. I hope that one day I can accomplish everything that Spacey has done. I am nothing compared to Spacey. He is not Broseph but he is definitely close. Dave, give Spacey 400 of my posts.