Dear Spacey
You scare me.
Maybe it?s the broom dance? or the defense dance.
Maybe it?s mustacherides.com (do you even know anyone that has a mustache?).
Maybe it?s your ability to take a 3 minute Family Guy skit and in less than a day, turn it into the opening jam @ Syracuse and a virtual spiritual movement.
Maybe it?s the way you talked like a southern hick racist from Syracuse to Keane, not breaking character once.
Maybe it?s ?cause when everyone else takes 1 hit, you take 2.
Maybe it?s because after 2 years of knowing you, I?m still not sure if I can pronounce your last name correctly and some day, if that fact ever becomes obvious, I fear you?ll explode my head scanner style.
Happy birthday brother! Your utter lack of patience, disregard for human existence, deranged ideas and concepts, brutal honesty and outrageous appetites absolutely scare the
**** outta me. But it also makes you one of the funniest mother fuckers walking this planet.
