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One fat hen couple duck three brown bear four running hare five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch six simple simon sitting on a stone seven sinbad sailors sailed the seven seas eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies nine nude nublians nimbly nibbling nuts gnats nicotine ten was and never was a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son and I ain't leaving till this fucking fig pluckin's done now ask me if I am a turtle. (Tim) Are you a turtle? (Wolf) You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle. Once a turtle, always a turtle!

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hAPPY bIRTHDAY cHRISpITCH!!!!
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How about a comedy routine at set break?
Tell us about your day of birth.
Were the nurses cute? Did they give you ice cream?
Did you come out kicking? Make your mom squeal in pain?
Did your dad throw-up? Did you throw-up?
These are important things we all need to know!

hAPPY bIRTHDAY cHRISpITCH!!!!
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Happy B-Day Pitchie, have a great day, see ya up there tonight for Thanksgiving Breakfast!
Lois: What the hell?  Marilyn Manson?  Is that who\'s causing all this?  Peter: Yeah, it\'s all him or hers fault.  Who does he or she think he or she is?  Look, you can totally see his or her nipples.  That\'s obscene... maybe.  Lois: There\'s only one thing to do.  Peter: You\'re right.  We got to find this Marilyn Manson and I\'ve got to give that bastard or **** a piece of my mind or ****.

hAPPY bIRTHDAY cHRISpITCH!!!!
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Thanks everyone! You guys are the best and I love you all. It\'s definitely been a great week so far and I look forward to the rest.

Ken: the nurses were cute and fed me lime sherbet intravenously. I kicked the doctor (Dr. Bloor) in the balls and my mother did squeal in pain, although she was all dinged up on morphine so it was actually kind of fun for her. My dad threw up, my mom threw up (again, kinda fun), Bloor quit and became and osteopath, and I cried like someone who **** himself for the first of many times and haven\'t stopped since, crying or shitting. It was unquestionably the 8,567th best day of my life. Thanks for asking!

hAPPY bIRTHDAY cHRISpITCH!!!!
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Cool!