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You know you are a hick when...
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I\'ll be at the gym around 3 if you wanna see a potbelly pig jog

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Quote from: SlimPickens
I\'ll be at the gym around 3 if you wanna see a potbelly pig jog
:pukedon:
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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last time I was at the Durham Fair they cancelled the pig races :\\
"Okay everybody, for my next miracle, I\'m going to turn water into funk!"

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most of the pigs don\'t race so much as mull around
**** in the MFA