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Free rats to a good home
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Return them to their mother, \'cause only a mother could love something that ugly. ;)
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« Reply #16 on: »
Ha ha, that\'s too funny.  My best friend said the same thing.  To tell you the truth I had no idea what possessed me to buy them.  It was one of those if I don\'t buy them no one else would moments....
What is this world we\'ve left our sons and daughters now
So full of hatred, pain, hypocrisy and power
We would not listen when they told us how they felt
And so by God I hope we\'re happy now

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I think they are cute. but rats always have really big nasty balls. I feel like that would be more gross on a hairless one. eek.


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« Reply #18 on: »
your wastin your time,braaaah
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #19 on: »
Yeahhh....I\'ve kinda gotten that idea...but it was worth the shot.  I guess I\'m stuck with the little **** till they die.  Unless they \'accidentally\' escape from the cage and my cats find them....
What is this world we\'ve left our sons and daughters now
So full of hatred, pain, hypocrisy and power
We would not listen when they told us how they felt
And so by God I hope we\'re happy now

Free rats to a good home
« Reply #20 on: »
chinese restaurant is always a good option.
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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Quote from: CelticChick36;192883
Yeahhh....I\'ve kinda gotten that idea...but it was worth the shot.  I guess I\'m stuck with the little **** till they die.  Unless they \'accidentally\' escape from the cage and my cats find them....


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Quote from: freddiewaht;192901
chinese restaurant is always a good option.


Funny thing about that....I do work at a chinese restaurant.... rat chow fun or Rat lo mein sounds good to me....
What is this world we\'ve left our sons and daughters now
So full of hatred, pain, hypocrisy and power
We would not listen when they told us how they felt
And so by God I hope we\'re happy now

Free rats to a good home
« Reply #23 on: »
wait...rats have really big nasty balls?!  sign me up!!

couldn\'t you just drop them off at the nearest lab...they love experimenting on rats...especially ones with alopecia
take a big bite of the fruit of your labor

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Quote from: freddiewaht;192901
chinese restaurant is always a good option.

Or Vietnamese.  A Wall St. Journal article mentioned that 95% of the Vietnamese population eats rats.  

Asians will eat anything; bowl full of pig blood, rats, frogs..........
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Quote from: alexanderzurflu;192961
Asians will eat anything; bowl full of pig blood, rats, frogs..........

MMMmmmmmmm pig blood

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Wow, I really can\'t wait till I go to work tonight and get to order my dinner....
What is this world we\'ve left our sons and daughters now
So full of hatred, pain, hypocrisy and power
We would not listen when they told us how they felt
And so by God I hope we\'re happy now

Free rats to a good home
« Reply #27 on: »
Only if you throw in an autographed copy of this...

Smell my mule.

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« Reply #28 on: »
mmm chinese
caress me, aunt jemima

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« Reply #29 on: »
I had beef chow fun tonight and couldn\'t help but think hmmm, I wonder if this is what rats taste like.....
What is this world we\'ve left our sons and daughters now
So full of hatred, pain, hypocrisy and power
We would not listen when they told us how they felt
And so by God I hope we\'re happy now