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leith · « **Reply #45 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:16:02 pm »

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i think he was talking about a suppository a la TrainSpotting.......

yeah poofing is definitely crushing a pill and shoving it up your ass. no toilet paper swallowing **** here.

How the **** would anyone ever expect your body to absorb anything through your colon? It\'s an exit corridor for Christ\'s sake!!

Yet again there are other ways to quickly get drugs into your system w/o toilet paper. There is a reason some medicine is administered in suppository form. It does work as the drug enters the bloodstream fairly quickly through the rectal mucus membrane.

Wow all that nursing knowledge comes popping up for this?

Todd · « **Reply #46 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:33:11 pm »

YiKES!!!

postom · « **Reply #47 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:36:38 pm »

a quick google search yields that it is a common practice for a lot of drugs, especially for patients who can\'t swallow or have digestive issues.

"insert rectally" probably fits better on the prescription bottle anyhow than "crush this up and snort it up your nose"

ulee · « **Reply #48 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:46:45 pm »

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Yet again there are other ways to quickly get drugs into your system w/o toilet paper. There is a reason some medicine is administered in suppository form. It does work as the drug enters the bloodstream fairly quickly through the rectal mucus membrane.

thus harkening back to the most colorful definition of "poofing" on wikipedia ("turd plunger" was it?)

Todd · « **Reply #49 on:** May 23, 2007, 12:27:28 am »

WOW, so colon crushing is in?...Who knew? Bring on the colonoscopy crushers!!!!!!

Me! · « **Reply #50 on:** May 23, 2007, 01:43:25 am »

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But, why not just swallow the crushed pill mixed in water or something? The wrapping of the crushed pieces, I just don\'t get.

because then you dilute it. If you wrap the powder in a lite cover of tissue or toilet paper, then its a very quickly disolving wrapper and the full dose gets ingested into your system without being diluted.....that is my logic behind it anyway....

nanies, I\'ve never understood parachuting, I think it\'s silly, I\'ve always just crushed it up mixed it with a tiny amount of water and chugged it. but as I like to say, to each their own, whatever works for ya.

Todd · « **Reply #51 on:** May 23, 2007, 02:05:40 am »

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nanies, I\'ve never understood parachuting, I think it\'s silly, I\'ve always just crushed it up mixed it with a tiny amount of water and chugged it. but as I like to say, to each their own, whatever works for ya.

Amen!

blahblahcollect · « **Reply #52 on:** May 23, 2007, 02:10:50 am »

ummmmm....wtf?!?

kindm's · « **Reply #53 on:** May 24, 2007, 01:08:12 pm »

UGH. I give up