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FreeSpirit · « **Reply #15 on:** May 19, 2007, 07:31:25 pm »

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia,
The term poof can be used in several ways:

-as a British English term for a large footstool or ottoman (from the French word "pouf?").

-as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of poofter. See also British slang, **** (slang). Other vulgar phrases used particularly in Australian English in reference to homosexuality include; arse bandit, **** toucher, turd plunger, turd puller, Percy\'s plumber, arse bender, **** smoker, cumgums, brown-eye sailor, turd burgler, bum toucher, **** jockey, pillow biter & Hoover the horse\'s hoof.

-as a term for an act of disappearance or appearance

-as a term for something fluffy

-In Arrested Development, it is the name of a magazine for magicians that Gob subscribes to.

-as a Western Canadian slang term for flatulence.

-as an American slang term for female flatulence.

jocelyn · « **Reply #16 on:** May 19, 2007, 09:32:57 pm »

Urban Dictionary definitions also include:

- ****
- doing ****
- when you run out of grass and are looking to get some
- smoking pot

derickw · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2007, 09:07:01 am »

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-as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of poofter. See also British slang, **** (slang). Other vulgar phrases used particularly in Australian English in reference to homosexuality include; arse bandit, **** toucher, turd plunger, turd puller, Percy\'s plumber, arse bender, **** smoker, cumgums, brown-eye sailor, turd burgler, bum toucher, **** jockey, pillow biter & Hoover the horse\'s hoof.

that is some funny ****

Gfunk · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2007, 01:45:14 pm »

Quote from: freddiewaht;145743

poofing verywell might have been the term back in the late60s when you were growin up,but nowadays a pussyfart is known as a queef.
on a sidenote,im not a fan of beaver flatulence

after further review,it appears i misread your post/have issues.
disregard.

:yay:This is why i keep coming back to .info. thanks wah.

WALSH · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2007, 01:52:53 pm »

Now that is funny. I have been hearing about "my" review of a Biscuit show. What you folks don\'t do that at shows;)

Good job Wah...[insert pussyfart noise here]

Stephengencs · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2007, 01:56:00 pm »

Quote from: some dumb ****;145665

So now i am solo at this show and i am sober. Thats right brahs, never thought i would see the day i would be dead sober at the start of a biscuit show but there i was. I mean i puffed a few bowls in the car in the lot and did a couple lines and blew an adderall and ate half an oxy but I was totally sober so I effen hit the bar and sat there...

what an ****.....

This is a perfect example of the stereotypical quinticental biscuit fan......Thankfully there are a lot more well educated and well versed fans of the disco biscuits...

so sad that its funny.

jocelyn · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2007, 05:32:59 pm »

Precisely.

I still want to know what poofing pressies is.

Stephengencs · « **Reply #22 on:** May 21, 2007, 05:46:28 pm »

my guess would be either snorting them or crushing them up and "parachuting" them....

melanie · « **Reply #23 on:** May 21, 2007, 06:00:08 pm »

well thank god anything goes on this forum - that really made me laugh.:biggrin:

i\'d almost consider writing one from saturday nite ... but unlike walsh i lack that kind of balls.

jocelyn · « **Reply #24 on:** May 21, 2007, 06:41:09 pm »

Mel... Walsh didn\'t write that. Unless I really misunderstood this whole thread.

Steve... well that doesn\'t make sense, because if they were snorted or parachuted you wouldn\'t be able to then pick them out of your ****. You gotta pay attention to the story man.

melanie · « **Reply #25 on:** May 21, 2007, 08:07:25 pm »

what the hell is parachute? not that i would ever take part in anything along those lines. i just feel old!

Todd · « **Reply #26 on:** May 22, 2007, 12:30:48 am »

Parachuting= crushing a pill and wrapping it in toilet paper...swallow said nasty concoction and hope you don\'t choke.

derickw · « **Reply #27 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:57:58 am »

i think he was talking about a suppository a la TrainSpotting.......

davepeck · « **Reply #28 on:** May 22, 2007, 11:11:53 am »

Quote from: Todd;145955

Parachuting= crushing a pill and wrapping it in toilet paper...swallow said nasty concoction and hope you don\'t choke.

i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???

Stephengencs · « **Reply #29 on:** May 22, 2007, 11:14:21 am »

Quote from: davepeck;145979

i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???

its a faster way to get the drug into your system. if you swallow it, there is a longer time for your stomach to disolve and absorb the pill, but if its crushed into a powder it disolves much faster.....