Found-walshs Review Of A Biscuits Show(hilarious)>>

• #15 Reply
  Posted by FreeSpirit on 19 May, 2007 19:31
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  From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia,
  The term poof can be used in several ways:
  
  -as a British English term for a large footstool or ottoman (from the French word "pouf?").
  
  -as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of poofter. See also British slang, **** (slang). Other vulgar phrases used particularly in Australian English in reference to homosexuality include; arse bandit, **** toucher, turd plunger, turd puller, Percy\'s plumber, arse bender, **** smoker, cumgums, brown-eye sailor, turd burgler, bum toucher, **** jockey, pillow biter & Hoover the horse\'s hoof.
  
  -as a term for an act of disappearance or appearance
  
  -as a term for something fluffy
  
  -In Arrested Development, it is the name of a magazine for magicians that Gob subscribes to.
  
  -as a Western Canadian slang term for flatulence.
  
  -as an American slang term for female flatulence.
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• #16 Reply
  Posted by jocelyn on 19 May, 2007 21:32
• Urban Dictionary definitions also include:
  
  - ****
  - doing ****
  - when you run out of grass and are looking to get some
  - smoking pot
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• #17 Reply
  Posted by derickw on 21 May, 2007 09:07
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  -as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of poofter. See also British slang, **** (slang). Other vulgar phrases used particularly in Australian English in reference to homosexuality include; arse bandit, **** toucher, turd plunger, turd puller, Percy\'s plumber, arse bender, **** smoker, cumgums, brown-eye sailor, turd burgler, bum toucher, **** jockey, pillow biter & Hoover the horse\'s hoof.

  
  that is some funny ****
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• #18 Reply
  Posted by Gfunk on 21 May, 2007 13:45
• Quote from: freddiewaht;145743

  poofing verywell might have been the term back in the late60s when you were growin up,but nowadays a pussyfart is known as a queef.
  on a sidenote,im not a fan of beaver flatulence
  
  after further review,it appears i misread your post/have issues.
  disregard.

  
  :yay:This is why i keep coming back to .info. thanks wah.
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• #19 Reply
  Posted by WALSH on 21 May, 2007 13:52
• Now that is funny.  I have been hearing about "my" review of a Biscuit show.  What you folks don\'t do that at shows;)
  
  Good job Wah...[insert pussyfart noise here]
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• #20 Reply
  Posted by Stephengencs on 21 May, 2007 13:56
• Quote from: some dumb ****;145665

  So now i am solo at this show and i am sober. Thats right brahs, never thought i would see the day i would be dead sober at the start of a biscuit show but there i was. I mean i puffed a few bowls in the car in the lot and did a couple lines and blew an adderall and ate half an oxy but I was totally sober so I effen hit the bar and sat there...

  
  what an ****.....
  
  This is a perfect example of the stereotypical quinticental biscuit fan......Thankfully there are a lot more well educated and well versed fans of the disco biscuits...
  
  so sad that its funny.
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• #21 Reply
  Posted by jocelyn on 21 May, 2007 17:32
• Precisely.
  
  I still want to know what poofing pressies is.
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• #22 Reply
  Posted by Stephengencs on 21 May, 2007 17:46
• my guess would be either snorting them or crushing them up and "parachuting" them....
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• #23 Reply
  Posted by melanie on 21 May, 2007 18:00
• well thank god anything goes on this forum - that really made me laugh.:biggrin:
  
  i\'d almost consider writing one from saturday nite ... but unlike walsh i lack that kind of balls.
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• #24 Reply
  Posted by jocelyn on 21 May, 2007 18:41
• Mel... Walsh didn\'t write that. Unless I really misunderstood this whole thread.
  
  Steve... well that doesn\'t make sense, because if they were snorted or parachuted you wouldn\'t be able to then pick them out of your ****. You gotta pay attention to the story man.
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• #25 Reply
  Posted by melanie on 21 May, 2007 20:07
• what the hell is parachute?  not that i would ever take part in anything along those lines.  i just feel old!
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• #26 Reply
  Posted by Todd on 22 May, 2007 00:30
• Parachuting= crushing a pill and wrapping it in toilet paper...swallow said nasty concoction and hope you don\'t choke.
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• #27 Reply
  Posted by derickw on 22 May, 2007 10:57
• i think he was talking about a suppository a la TrainSpotting.......
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• #28 Reply
  Posted by davepeck on 22 May, 2007 11:11
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  Parachuting= crushing a pill and wrapping it in toilet paper...swallow said nasty concoction and hope you don\'t choke.

  
  i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???
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• #29 Reply
  Posted by Stephengencs on 22 May, 2007 11:14
• Quote from: davepeck;145979

  i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???

  
  its a faster way to get the drug into your system.  if you swallow it, there is a longer time for your stomach to disolve and absorb the pill, but if its crushed into a powder it disolves much faster.....
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