Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms

Enrique Iglesias Needs Small Condoms
Posted by FrankZappa on 22 Nov, 2005 10:25
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS NEEDS SMALL CONDOMS

Pop heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has hinted he\'s not the perfect lover, by revealing he wants to launch his own range of small condoms.

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession.

He says, "The next product I\'m going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it\'s really embarrassing for people."

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/70832004.htm

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Posted by Mamalakabubadaya on 22 Nov, 2005 15:12
gotta have either a lot of money or big balls (well not really..though i guess it really depends on the person) to want to publicly make teeny condoms. he never should of had his mole removed.

ps/this ruins my fantasies about enrique but at least i still have ricki martin, no wait he\'s gay. oh well.

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Posted by FrankZappa on 22 Nov, 2005 17:11
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
ps/this ruins my fantasies about enrique but at least i still have ricki martin, no wait he\'s gay. oh well.

well, my job is done

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Posted by kindm's on 22 Nov, 2005 17:28
If he wants to throw money away he might as well just give it to me.

What guy in their right mind would ever buy small condoms ? The only use of these things would be to make fun of people. I could see myself giving them as a gag gift or something like that but to use ?

as a kid it was bad enough if the girl you were with found a condom in your wallet or wherever. Imagine she finds one and it is for teeny weenies. You might as shoot yourself becasue all her friends gonna know in like 30 minutes.

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Posted by kindm's on 22 Nov, 2005 17:53
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^^off topic but nice avatar bro, down right silly!!

Thanks. I cant take credit for it tho. I got it from fark.com it made me laugh so i grabbed it

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Posted by Mamalakabubadaya on 22 Nov, 2005 19:04
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as a kid it was bad enough if the girl you were with found a condom in your wallet or wherever. Imagine she finds one and it is for teeny weenies. You might as shoot yourself becasue all her friends gonna know in like 30 minutes.
true dat! i don\'t think of someone having condoms in their wallet as a bad thing, but it can look pretty pathetic...esp if they\'re expired.

also, great avatar..that is one crazy scary ****.